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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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It's not that she forgot the thing that came out of her vagina, she just doesn't like what that thing has become. Oh and happy birthday
The same way I forgot to call her back after my penis was in her mouth
Wow. This is sad. Well Happy Birthday anyways.
Someone was a mistake....
You always hurt the ones you wished were never born.
In my mother's case, it was because the morning of my birth was a hectic one. Always a day or two off of the real date. Dad can't remember either.
AWH HAPPPY BIRTHDAY ! hope it was a good one even though your mom forgot it haha :)
My mother keeps forgetting how old my sister and I are. I feel your pain.
My mum forgot my 13th bday lol I feel ur pain.. That shit us cold
Old people forget shit. Especially if you're not the favorite child.
Cos she's a bitch
Haha. That sucks.
Happy Birthday... That sucks.
im sure you forget about all those discharged babies youve shot out, whore.
woooh. That was my birthday too!\n\nhappy birthday anyways(:
Because you're a failure... Now go play in traffic
I don't think she likes what *came out*
Does she also keep track of the time pee comes out of her vagina?
@underagehangover. Lighten up! Fuck! She obviously didn't do anything to shit on your life so suck it up and stop being harsh.
This is the darkest TFLN I've seen. Sorry.
You put said thing in a dumpster
Maybe she's just old and already forgetting things.
The same way you try to forget about your aborted children
@1:02 - no wonder you want to remain nameless. I hate to disappoint you but pee does not come out of a woman's vagina.
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