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(954): View more from Florida

I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.

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(418): View more from Quebec

You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now

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