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  • 82 61
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 7, 10 at 1:28pm

    Was his nose bleeding because she broke it or because she was on her period?

  • 76 54
    Submitted by krrosey on Mar 7, 10 at 1:35pm

    Ummm gross!

  • 74 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 5:14pm

    3:01 go play In traffic

  • 71 59
    Submitted by CAPTAINFRANK on Mar 7, 10 at 2:05pm

    That's pretty awesome Matt!!!

  • 72 62
    Submitted by pokey9145 on Mar 7, 10 at 3:56pm

    Matt is a god.

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:56pm

    R you sure the stripper didn't get her period on matts nose?

  • 66 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 9:53pm

    @301 they still go to work. They just tuck or cut the strings. I've been in Vegas way too long.

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 10:20pm

    @301 did you seriously say they don't get their periods cuz of bc are you permahigh? strippers are regular people to they don't have special bc just cuz your a stripper. I think u need to go back to beginners sex Ed

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:46pm

    You're gross!

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 3:02pm

    Your my boy matt

  • 65 57
    Submitted by cityboy on Mar 7, 10 at 1:34pm

    You can't make this stuff up. Way to go Matt!

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:53pm

    It broke it. I was there.

  • 59 50
    Submitted by mkdesouza on Mar 7, 10 at 1:49pm

    he got the nosebleed. awesomeness. and hilarious

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:50pm

    You're and

  • 70 76
    Submitted by nikkayy on Mar 7, 10 at 3:29pm

    I highly doubt a STRIPPERS vagina could break anything. I'm surprised they didn't have to call 911 to get his head out with the jaws of life. :oP

    • 58 56
      Submitted by txtygr on Mar 8, 10 at 12:53am

      It wasn't broken, she just hit it hard in to make it bleed

      • 47 63
        Submitted by douchemonger on Mar 9, 10 at 11:58am

        Reply fail....obviously a joke on how loose and sleeve like the stripper was

  • 58 63
    Submitted by BR225 on Mar 8, 10 at 2:46am

    Nosebleed. Great night. Yeah!

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:23pm

    Epic

  • 50 51
    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 8, 10 at 1:26am

    She was getting revenge for all of the times she was throatfucked until she vomited in pornos or pimpslapped. \n\nBTW, this is the second text about Matt that I've read tonight.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by booyah420 on Mar 7, 10 at 5:01pm

    Dam your snizz smelled like month old pre-chewed cabbage girl!

  • 65 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 3:01pm

    Strippers don't get their periods because of the birthcontrol and even if she did I highly doubt shed be at work.

    • 69 66
      Submitted by mle97 on Mar 8, 10 at 5:08am

      Um, do you know anything about birth control? Women still get their period when they are on it... hmmmm... smart...