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(337): View more from Louisiana

How's the hangover?

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I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.

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(936): View more from Texas

To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"

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(775): View more from Nevada

FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again

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