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  • Submitted by bsitz on Mar 2, 10 at 11:32am

    Why do they know your full name? Dumb dealer.....

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    Submitted by Rutherford on Mar 2, 10 at 9:59am

    Now all your friends can see "I want my money back" written all over your page

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 2, 10 at 9:39am

    Could you pull the plug on bubby? (Pineapple Express)

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    Submitted by RoughReider on Mar 2, 10 at 9:28am

    ya and then they wanna hang out and shit

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    Submitted by RoseF32 on Mar 3, 10 at 1:41am

    Obviously they want further ways of getting in contact with you

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:05pm

    You are a great dealer to know the difference! I have to remind myself: I sell to them, They aren't my friends in any way. After you have bought your dope, get the fuck out already.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 3:57pm


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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 7:09pm

    why do the kno your full name?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:39pm

    Naa otherway around.. I hate when the fucking dealer comes up to u at parties and shit and then fucking everyone knows u buy

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    Submitted by anony1 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:56pm

    You idiot OP a buisness's objective is to satisfy the customers to build a relationship so that they will come back with more money

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      Submitted by homesickalien on Mar 2, 10 at 6:07pm

      if you get too friendly, they'll tart to ask for price breaks, get pissed off if you don't agree, and then find someone else. It's best to maintain a friendly, yet professional relationship with customers. The fact that I'm a chick changes things, though, because asshole constantly think they can pull one over on me, especially if I'm super friendly.

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    Submitted by TheUnwantedTroll on Mar 2, 10 at 9:49am

    I bet she can't wiggle like that with a dick in her. \n-The Unwanted Troll

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 9:56am

    Don't add them you loser drug dealer. I'm just a consumer.

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    Submitted by ANIMOSITY99 on Mar 3, 10 at 9:54am

    I'm your mother, I'm your daddy, I'm that nigga in tha alley...I'm your pusher!

  • 67 76
    Submitted by mbabybum on Mar 2, 10 at 10:01pm

    My dealer asked to be my friend, I accepted, then deleted him, then he asked again. Explain that one...

  • 57 59
    Submitted by nickidewbear on Nov 19, 10 at 8:44pm

    "Rant Rail" rant for the "b".

  • 57 60
    Submitted by PPRR on Mar 2, 10 at 2:25pm

    You badass

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    Submitted by karate1974 on Feb 27, 11 at 12:26am


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    Submitted by ohsoglam on Mar 2, 10 at 11:04am

    Hahaha 9:39! I love James franco!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 12:05am

    Similar situation bro. I wanna be a nice crack dealer though

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 2:00pm

    You know, you don't have to accept.

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    Submitted by exo_skeletal on Mar 2, 10 at 12:12pm

    Well that's not nice! You're a bad dealer then.

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    Submitted by sodid3 on Mar 3, 10 at 1:25am

    Can u give me a deal

  • 55 60
    Submitted by canonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 9:39am

    those bastards dont even give you poker chips.."because its not in our deal!"

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    Submitted by KushCologne on Mar 2, 10 at 2:22pm

    Haha gotta hate that shit

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    Submitted by Celbprn on Mar 2, 10 at 9:26am

    amen brotha. first!

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    Submitted by hawk79 on Mar 9, 10 at 1:39am

    I'd imagine that it's a two way street on this one. Dealers are kind of like barbers. Part of the job is to act interested when you talk about the party you have planned for this weekend. But both parties should know that this is really just to avoid awkward silence.

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    Submitted by yellowsun6 on Apr 3, 10 at 4:38pm

    I hate when the dealer tries to get some ass, then I feel like an ass cause I could be getting mad weed.

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    Submitted by dnmcgraw on Mar 2, 10 at 11:58am

    Hahaha. Only in Baltimore!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:43pm

    Buyer beware!