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(801): View more from Utah

Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?

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(330): View more from Ohio

just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.

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(914): View more from New York

she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"

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(515): View more from Iowa

theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass

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(607): View more from New York

Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.

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(813): View more from Florida

well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked

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(203): View more from Connecticut

you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'

(508): View more from Massachusetts

what was i wearing?

(203): View more from Connecticut

nothing

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