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  • 96 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:54pm

    i just like thinkng about how many guys are going to try this out tonight

  • 85 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:50pm

    How is that even fucking possible?

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:52pm

    3:50 i was wondering the same thing.....my husband has a nice size penis it cant bend backwards after it gets hard....soooo i call bullshit on this

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:01pm

    Only the first few inches of the vagina have feeling. Beyond that, you want width, not length.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:55pm

    No one gives a fuck 5:49

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:56pm

    Just because someone wants a guy with a big dick they are a slut? Obviously they were kidding. There's no phone number or name up there is there?

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:09pm

    pardone me 5:55. i didnt know you were the spokesman for everyone. i'll make sure to consult you later on death panels as well.

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:59pm

    You're just mad because yours is small. Every girl alive wants a big dick.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:28pm

    What the hell? Does everyone here have a small dick? I do this all the time!

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:06pm

    this is a repeat except that time it was "someone's butt cheeks". It wasn't funny the 1st time and isn't any funnier the 2nd time. This is just some dumb fuck trying to be cute

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:20pm

    and 4:06 is just some dumb fuck trying to be smart. you arent as convincing when you repeat something that somebody already mentioned. thus you are a hypocrite.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:16pm

    619 booya

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:44pm

    this guys an idiot copying something from textsfromlastnight, and making it even stupider.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:11am

    typical for charlotte county

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:52pm

    wow 3:51 way to put yourself out there

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:41pm

    What the fuck this was posted like two weeks ago.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by laxbro on Jun 4, 10 at 10:31pm

    Yeah... U can't rub ur own dick in ur own ass checks

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:47pm

    imma say thaat this guy does need to get laid and there are plenty of hoes out there that will f*ck anything that moves. you just gotta find one! lol

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:49pm

    haha. i think 4:06 gave himself a thumbs up and 4:20 a thumbs down (it was 1 up 1 down then i gave 4:06 a thumbs down)

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:04pm

    Then you know what it's like to want a big dick instead of your boy's tiny one.

  • 59 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:57pm

    No, broadcasting on TFLN about how you want a big dick is slutty.

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:18am

    1:11, this is Sarasota county, possibly Manatee, you dumb fuck.

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:07pm

    that's hilarious but soooo awkward you need to get laid fast

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:51am

    HEYY 12:07!!! WHY THE CAPS?!?!?!

  • 41 65
    Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 26, 10 at 10:07pm

    351 read my mind (; haha

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 9:28pm

    Yeh, I gotta call bullshit on this. Sounds like he just wanted to see some girls on here gawk over how impossibly big his dick would have to be in order to do that. Also, boobs and buttcheeks feel nothing alike.

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:36pm

    No, it means you can bend spacetime continuum, and as such you probably are trandescent being, so labels such as sexual orientation do not concern you. Also - you're a copypasta.

  • 52 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:52am

    Nope. I can be done. Done it. Fun. LOL

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:22am

    Instead of trying to break your black cherry you should just admit your gayness and blow yourself. I call BS.

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:01pm

    Who said I had a penis?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:51pm

    Sounds like your dick is pretty big. Shouldn't have a hard time getting laid. Call me (;

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:35pm

    i-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t i-n-v-e-n-t-i-o-n. look at up. maybe fake, maybe not. just because some people spend all day on TFLN doesnt mean everybody does.

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:40pm

    i didn't realize this was possible

  • 51 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:25pm

    callin' bullshit..........

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:49pm

    yup... this is def bulllllllllllllllll

  • 41 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:37am

    hahahahahahahahahha why dont u just wank?

  • 29 54
    Submitted by ashsenior44 on Oct 30, 11 at 10:51am

    U must be really flexiable

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:41pm

    Yes, I am, and I'd highly appreciate that, thank you.

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 10:38pm

    9:13 i noticed that too...lame ass copy cats on our hands

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:07am

    SO YOU'RE HOTDOGGIN' YOUR OWN ASS??!???!!!! DID SOMEONE TELL YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF??!!!>!!

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:46pm

    That's kinda sad... I fucked my ex and he has a chode...You should be able to get laid...

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:03pm

    REPEAT FROM LAST WEEK

  • 42 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:29pm

    i dont know. i was with a guy whose semi was pretty damn big and still flexible.

  • 37 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:33am

    Don't bitch at 2:35...people hit on female OPs all the time and no one says anything. 12:18, it includes Charlotte County, too, you dumbshit.

  • 40 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:54pm

    yeah, that's a boy in sarasota for you.

  • 31 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:04pm

    Come give me a blowjay 4:03

  • 33 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:05pm

    4:01 - That was a general "you", not you in particular.