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(860): View more from Connecticut

Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?

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(706): View more from Georgia

That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.

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(770): View more from Georgia

just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..

(250): View more from British Columbia

i'll start checking the bushes on campus.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.

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(313): View more from Michigan

sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm

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