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  • 86 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 2:51pm

    "I'm already pulled over. I can't pull over any farther." "the snozzberries taste like snozzberries"

  • 78 61
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 16, 10 at 11:24am

    if he / she was parked on a moving flatbed truck? I reached for that one.....

  • 67 46
    Submitted by 3amInNorthTexas on Mar 16, 10 at 11:28am

    Easily done in TX. Google it.

  • 66 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 11:28am

    God I love society

  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 10:28am

    If it makes you feel better, I've been pulled over in a parked car 7 times this year. Once they said I was wanted in FLA. I was 14 the last time I was in FLA, I'm 26 now...

  • 70 62
    Submitted by ladydeedee on Mar 18, 10 at 2:05am

    Haveing sex in your car in a residencial area... \nAt least the cop let us finish. \nHe's was there nearly an hour before he approached the window. Lol

  • 68 63
    Submitted by BS621 on Mar 16, 10 at 1:40pm

    The same way you can get a parking ticket when you're sitting in your idling car.

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 11:47pm

    a friend of mine was threatened with a DUI after getting "pulled over" while parked. he was passed out in the back seat, and his keys were in his trunk. made for an interesting morning. "hey mom, i just woke up and this cop is telling me if you don't come pick me up, i'll get a DUI.". gotta love marines

  • 68 64
    Submitted by catsy on Mar 16, 10 at 9:12pm

    Suspicion? Cops think it's suspicious when a parked car has occupants. Makes them wonder what's going on in that parked car.

  • 66 62
    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 16, 10 at 3:42pm

    Well when your parked outside a park with binoculars and your jacking off your going to arouse suspicion.

  • 70 70
    Submitted by willo on Mar 16, 10 at 1:40pm

    606 ftw

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 1:32pm

    I dig chicks that dig anal

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 1:35pm

    Dude...I got a dwi for being passed out in a parked car!

  • 59 56
    Submitted by brizzlebaby on Mar 17, 10 at 7:27pm

    oh, there's many possiblities.

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Lauren26 on Mar 16, 10 at 1:08pm

    I'm guessing it's possible in Kentucky?

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 2:27am

    At the end of the month, pigs get you for anything. Yes you can qoute me on that.

  • 61 70
    Submitted by EpikChick on Mar 19, 10 at 10:20pm

    Ahahahaha I like that onee

  • 56 61
    Submitted by LifeAintDull on Mar 18, 10 at 1:36pm

    The legal term is "actual physical control." If you could have driven off, you're in control of the car.

  • 61 75
    Submitted by priapus on Mar 16, 10 at 4:30pm

    You probably weren't parked.... Everyone's always innnocent ;)

  • 50 65
    Submitted by zamdalla on Mar 16, 10 at 12:00pm

    It's called probable cause u dumbass