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  • "I'm already pulled over. I can't pull over any farther." "the snozzberries taste like snozzberries"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 2:51pm
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  • Easily done in TX. Google it.

    Submitted by 3amInNorthTexas on Mar 16, 10 at 11:28am
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  • if he / she was parked on a moving flatbed truck? I reached for that one.....

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 16, 10 at 11:24am
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  • Haveing sex in your car in a residencial area... \nAt least the cop let us finish. \nHe's was there nearly an hour before he approached the window. Lol

    Submitted by ladydeedee on Mar 18, 10 at 2:05am
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  • Dude...I got a dwi for being passed out in a parked car!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 1:35pm
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  • Well when your parked outside a park with binoculars and your jacking off your going to arouse suspicion.

    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 16, 10 at 3:42pm
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  • God I love society

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 11:28am
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  • If it makes you feel better, I've been pulled over in a parked car 7 times this year. Once they said I was wanted in FLA. I was 14 the last time I was in FLA, I'm 26 now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 10:28am
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  • Suspicion? Cops think it's suspicious when a parked car has occupants. Makes them wonder what's going on in that parked car.

    Submitted by catsy on Mar 16, 10 at 9:12pm
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  • Ahahahaha I like that onee

    Submitted by EpikChick on Mar 19, 10 at 10:20pm
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  • a friend of mine was threatened with a DUI after getting "pulled over" while parked. he was passed out in the back seat, and his keys were in his trunk. made for an interesting morning. "hey mom, i just woke up and this cop is telling me if you don't come pick me up, i'll get a DUI.". gotta love marines

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 11:47pm
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  • The same way you can get a parking ticket when you're sitting in your idling car.

    Submitted by BS621 on Mar 16, 10 at 1:40pm
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  • The legal term is "actual physical control." If you could have driven off, you're in control of the car.

    Submitted by LifeAintDull on Mar 18, 10 at 1:36pm
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  • At the end of the month, pigs get you for anything. Yes you can qoute me on that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 2:27am
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  • You probably weren't parked.... Everyone's always innnocent ;)

    Submitted by priapus on Mar 16, 10 at 4:30pm
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  • 606 ftw

    Submitted by willo on Mar 16, 10 at 1:40pm
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  • oh, there's many possiblities.

    Submitted by brizzlebaby on Mar 17, 10 at 7:27pm
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  • I dig chicks that dig anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 1:32pm
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  • I'm guessing it's possible in Kentucky?

    Submitted by Lauren26 on Mar 16, 10 at 1:08pm
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  • It's called probable cause u dumbass

    Submitted by zamdalla on Mar 16, 10 at 12:00pm
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