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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.

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(310): View more from California

My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...

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(513): View more from Ohio

woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her

(513): View more from Ohio

me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.

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(206): View more from Washington

I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death

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