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  • 81 53
    Submitted by memphius on Nov 19, 10 at 10:04pm

    You know you have a small penis when you feel the need to say "you're fired" on every post.\n\nYou are not Donald Trump. Go home.

  • 74 49
    Submitted by Masquerade90 on Nov 20, 10 at 3:05pm

    Does jumper have a meaning that I'm missing? I hear jumper, I think skydiver...

  • 62 54
    Submitted by TheWife on Nov 20, 10 at 3:02am

    Thank you, Barbarossa!

  • 59 50
    Submitted by hyperion on Nov 20, 10 at 11:04pm

    Brilliant use of impeccable

  • 55 44
    Submitted by mickeyhell on Dec 9, 10 at 4:04pm

    That's a dude!!!!!

  • 54 50
    Submitted by rick_cunt on Nov 20, 10 at 7:16am

    Frick yes

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Barbarossa on Nov 20, 10 at 12:49am

    Uhhhh, Jane, pretty sure you don't know wtf you're talking about, spirit fingers is from cheerleading... thus the whole SPIRIT thing... *facepalm

  • 60 69
    Submitted by terminator on Nov 19, 10 at 5:19pm

    What are jazz hands?

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      Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 19, 10 at 10:05pm

      It is a sign of alcohol withdrawal. Mostly uncontrollable arm and hand movements kinda like jazz scat dancing. If she is doing it while drunk, my guess is she took The Pledge a while ago and this is her first night after falling off the wagon.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Nov 19, 10 at 6:10pm

    I love it. And spirit fingers only refers to gymnastics not dance.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by niceman on Nov 20, 10 at 7:39am

    I fucked a lesbian and her girlfriend. It was hot. I'm lucky

  • 51 96
    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 19, 10 at 5:24pm

    They anything like spirit fingers? You're fired.