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  • 66 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:56pm

    So when he is chiefin on his way home from work he whigs out and wrecks? Great idea.

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:42am

    WHoa, man! Have fun toting around that load of guilt that will plague you for the rest of your life if something happens to your dad or someone else as a result of your "fun" little experiment! Hope you get a manslaughter charge to go with it!

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:49am

    my housemate was on this shit and thought he was the water underneath a pirate ship. left a drool puddle over the course of 10 mins while he laughed his face off. was really gross. can you imagine what youd see driving and being on that?

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:30pm

    Salvia divinorum (Diviners' Sage,[2] ska MarĂ­a Pastora,[3] Sage of the Seers,[4] or colloquially by its genus name Salvia) is a psychoactive herb which can induce strong dissociative effects.

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:57am

    Your from alberta! Calgary! or Airdrie or something!!

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:23pm

    Funny stuff. Most of these little bitches have probably never tried it before, or any drug for that matter... My friend pissed himself the other nite on it... lmao

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:17am

    mixing it with weed is horrible. only makes for a longer, more increased trip. not cool. poor dad.

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:06am

    i had salvia before. let me just say its some cazy ass shit lol. thought i qas swimming around a k mart parking lot

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:47pm

    thanks 11:42 from the old dork at 11:37 ;-D

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:51am

    Woo Albertans!! My buddy was on it, and said he thought everyone was made out of Lego, And another guy said it looked like people's faces were melting.

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:05am

    I'm frequently embarrassed to be of the "american race".

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:24am

    i thought i was on fire...

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:13am

    I just hope he doesn't try to drive while on salvia... god that would end badly if not, then it's just hilarious

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:02am

    That is the most fucked up degenerate shit I've ever heard.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:41pm

    way to perpetuate the stereotype of irresponsible westerners and make it even harder for people to use salvia for religious purposes! GO AMERICA! :D

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:44pm

    maybe not the best idea, but his dad shouldnt be driving stoned anyway

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:17pm

    this is to the guy who said shit about americans: how racist are you? one fucking idiot doesnt make america. are you retarded? you must be. there are dumb fuckers who do dumb fucking shit all over the world, every day, every second. i resent your racist unfounded and ignorant statements about my country and its inhabitants.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:28am

    *caughs up the banana she's eating* you idiot!

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:44am

    "Yeah, too bad salvia only works when you use a butane lighter, so I guess you better hope that's what he has." Not true, any lighter will work, maybe not as efficiently but it'll work. But yeah that's hella shady, dosing someone is not cool.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:41am

    @ 12:17 americans are not a race dipshit

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:36am

    11:38 - how is he acting irresponsibly? If he's old you can assume he's smoked for awhile and I mean I've only smoked for 5 years and I can drive fine blitzed.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:19pm

    That shit is NOT COOL. Seriously. SERIOUSLY.

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:47pm

    oh yeah and salvia is quiiite the trip if you know what you are doing with it

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:12pm

    That's hella fucked up.. You should have just smoked it all. That would show him

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:14am

    Wow... time to start watching the area's news websites to hear about his death. You used to have a dad, kid. Now you have a gravesite.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:45am

    omg thats funny...hope he pulls over though once he starts to trip. i did that once..in my dorm room..felt like my hair was made o spaghetti, and the chair was eating the rug :)

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:12am

    Completely torching salvia ruins its effects. The only thing the dad will probably notice is a small taste.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:55am

    yeah man. now your dad got in an accident and is paralyzed from the neck down. for fun.

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:38pm

    if he's a father he shouldnt be acting so irresponsible anyway so he deserves it haha

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:35am

    lol at the guy above me. Salvia actually requires a higher temperature than most other substances, and higher than some lighters can produce. However, hold a flame to something long enough and it will heat up hotter than the hottest part of the flame. And as fucked up as this is, this is funny as shit.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:06am

    .. ... wow. I'm a fan of both drugs, but I feel that dosing someone with something without telling them counts as assault, and you deserve to be beaten with sticks until dead. Seriously uncool, man.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:15pm

    Funny ass shit. U all are fucken uptight.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:25am

    Everyone chill the fuck out. The dad will hopefully learn his lesson. If not he discovers an effing awesome drug. And 11:42. It is as fun as it sounds. Totally thought I was humpty dumpty fallen off a wall and my friends were all the king's men.

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:04pm

    NOT FUCKING COOL YOU DOUCHE. that's your dad.... the rest of us should be so lucky.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by hawlsg on Jul 12, 10 at 10:47pm

    Oh Alberta . Stay classy

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:57pm

    Many people who are anti-drugs are also anti-alcohol.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:24am

    Dude, salvia while driving (expecially someone who doesnt know they are smoking it) = VERY BAD IDEA

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:18pm

    ah shut the fuck up. you could never get high off salvia from a dugout...the taste is noticeable immediately...the dose is too small...its a funny prank

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:37am

    So driving under the influence of marijuana is a good idea now?

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:42pm

    Yeah, too bad salvia only works when you use a butane lighter, so I guess you better hope that's what he has. Salvia is a legal drug that makes you halucinate for a very short period of time. It's not as fun as it sounds though.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:22am

    THAT IS HILARIOUS MY FRIEND!

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:47am

    Fuck the dad. Who gives a shit. One less dumbass in the world smoking dope, not to mention while driving. His dad sounds like a piece of shit to begin with. He dies, oh well!

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:33pm

    youtube driving on salvia hahaha funny shit

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:17pm

    Used to listen to Zappa all the time but discovered Zappa when I dipped into my roommates salvia stash. Bong's the way to go with that. And not cool do alter someone else's state of mind without them know it. Seriously fucked up even if it doesn't work. Douche!

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:45pm

    the only thing i have to say in response to such an action is...... feed me doses please?!

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:19pm

    haha i did salvia yesterday, didnt trip tho, still fun

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:31am

    i can only picture bad things happening from this. Dick move. Also, dangerous move.

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:42am

    i was at my friends smoking that ...everyones head was melting...didin't seem to bother noone so i just left without saying one word

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:52pm

    YOU CANNOT TRIP ON A SMALL HIT OF SALVIA FROM A PIPE! you have to use a bong and you have to take a verrrry large rip of it to feel effects. So everyone on here needs to STFU

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:06am

    driving on salvia can't be possible.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:30am

    haha , damn and cause u are an adult doesn't mean u can't still smoke some weed... u freaking americans

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:56pm

    a] to whoever said salvia was legal, as of jan 1st last year it became illegal...at least in the states it did. b] salvia trip itself only lasts about 5-20 minutes ..20 at most. c] it depends on what extract you dose it with...30x salvia is giggly but no hallucinating. 60x, though, and you might just have yourself a pile of rubble instead of a papa and a car. best of luck!

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:48am

    Hopefully he doesn't hurt anyone else when he crashes.

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:25pm

    dude you mise well lace it with crack

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:08pm

    Salvia's still legal in the U.S. Certain states have laws against it, but not all states, and not federally. Just depends where you live.

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:22pm

    salvia is still legal in some states. and it probably won't do anything unless your dad uses a butane lighter, so everyone needs to calm the hell down.

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:23am

    Salvia sucks, and getting someone to unwillingly smoke it is fucked up.

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:30am

    Wow. No one here knows shit about salvia. If it's salvia leaf, his dad is going to think, "Yuck." End of story. If it's extract however, his dad will not be seeing with his eyes by the time he tastes it, and hopefully, he isn't driving. Out of the many drugs I've experimented with, this one takes the cake. Quoting my friend Adam the first time he smoked it, "Why would I even think that?" LMFAO. :) Be careful. Have fun.

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:40am

    What an ignorant loser. I mean you... not your dad.

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:46pm

    peeps are my favorite easter candy

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:48pm

    Not funny. you are going to kill your dad, and anyone that gets in the way of his car crashing through Starbucks.

  • 31 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:45pm

    never used a butane and done it plenty of times, probably not the best idea but good work on the post. story over. PHISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • 36 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:12am

    as unsafe as that is, im kind of curious as to what happened. i wish i could get an update.

  • 27 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:58am

    i just did salvia for the first time last night! my hands melted. you should not spring that shit on someone unawares.

  • 26 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:20am

    prolly not a good idea! but funny

  • 29 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:40am

    something along these lines happend to me, a roommate would steal my cigs and to teach him a lesson i put those cig loads in a few..my landlord came over for the rent and he swiped a smoke. he was getting on the 405 freeway when it went off...so did his car right off the on ramp......busted up car but he was ok...i hope the same can be said for this kids dad..

  • 27 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:45pm

    that's what your dad gets for smoking out of a dugout. hopefully he learns his lesson and starts rolling j's instead now