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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:08pm

    Wow. Being that flagrant about cheating adds insult to injury, you're just a giant douchecanoe.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:13pm

    2:08, you're my hero. "douchecanoe" that's awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:15pm

    Not funny in the least,nobody is perfect but you are the lowest form of trash

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:18pm

    That's a douche move dude. :-/

  • 87 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:43pm

    Douchecanoe is my new favorite word (and he is one). This should be the type of text that the TFLN screeners should not allow. What a dick !!!

  • 84 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:07pm

    If you wife is so abusive what were you doing sleeping with her in the first place. You didn't "mess up" and get her pregnant, you just cant keep it in your pants. I feel sorry for the Ex cause you will probably do the same thing to her. Once a douchecanoe always a douchecanoe !!

  • 88 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:29pm

    Fucking jackass, I hope you and the whores you've slept with get aids and die.

  • 81 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:11pm

    If I could vote 10,000 times for 'don't like' I would sit here and take the time to do it.... As much of a waste of time as that is... It would be worth it.

  • 80 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:17pm

    but yeah, I agree, total douchecanoe... no wonder the world's so fucked up and people don't trust anybody anymore.

  • 79 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:37pm

    ASSHOLE! boys like you are the exact reason women trust no one!

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:16pm

    3:10, I don't believe you wrote this text. If you did, saying "I love you" probably wasn't the best way to handle the so called "abusive wife". Your story fails, and you are a douchecanoe -Colin

  • 82 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:58pm

    2:51, I don't believe you for a second. You wouldn't call your ex your "hookup", that would make no sense. And why didn't you just get back together with your ex anyway if you were so in love? Plus it still doesn't justify you cheating, cheating AND not leaving just makes you a huge coward. Douchecanoe ruling stands.

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:35pm

    You're a fucking chump.

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Lkohmonster on Feb 11, 10 at 6:53pm

    Hahahaha classyy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:09pm

    I've never seen the word 'douchecanoe' so many times in the same place.

  • 81 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:30pm

    if you dont want us to judge you, douchecanoe, dont post your stupid texts!!

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:12pm

    Hey at least he is being upfront and honest.,. Well honest with the hookup anyway. So I give Him a score of clymedia , or herpes , no let's Make it an even HIV

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:57am

    Apparently cheating is funny, and something to be proud of. I guess I don't see it. I see them dying alone with AIDS or at least I hope so.

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:13pm

    Herpes the gift that keeps on giving.

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:26pm

    512 repppin I prefer douche nozzle to canoe cause it implies you suck and your full of shit, however gotta give props to this guy

  • 73 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:52pm

    Yeah you're not funny you're just a piece of shit.

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:33pm

    The texts suck but the replies make it worthwhile reading! TFLN bigwigs are laughing all the way to the bank!

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:29pm

    wow hes not even man enough to speak the truth..............poor girlfriend. what a waste of her time

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:16pm

    gypsies tramps and thieves has turned into whores, sluts and douchebags just, doenst sound great in a song

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:39pm

    Douchecanoe is amazing!

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:29pm

    LMAO off at the convo going on in here... hats off to the new term Douchecanoe.. can't wait to use it tonight when drinking!

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:38pm

    I don't understand this text, I need Jeff to explain.

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:43pm

    3:58 you're the shit. This is hilarious I agree

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:53pm

    2:08 im stealing 'douchecanoe' from u haha

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:37am

    12:05... That's funny until you pass it to the faithful girlfriend who's done nothing to deserve the STD except trust a douchebag. Sad.

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:06am

    Cheating makes you so cool and awesome and manly... Until you get an STD and your dick is fucked up. That's what you get for cheating.

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:05pm

    I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!!!! LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:14pm

    2:51 you're an idiot, like we really believe it was you. and like someone else said, you wouldnt call your ex who you're "in love with" last nights hook up! FAIL

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:36pm

    This isn't even funny. I hope you get AIDS.

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:35pm

    All women are whores "all women"!!!

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:09pm

    What a lovely person you are ¬_¬ dick

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:45am

    You called the "one you love" last night's hookup in the message. You also told your wife that you find abusive and wish to leave, that you love her. That makes you a cheater, a liar, a pussy, and a fucktard. There is no punishment great enough for this. Except having to spend the rest of your life being YOU. Yep, that should just about cover it. P.S. also stealing douchecanoe

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:54am

    I love you... Well that was nice :)

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:15pm

    Fuck you 2:55, i hope you die alone. Better yet, i'll cut you into pieces and store you in my freezer and use your meat to make hamburger helper. And i'll do it to all the other assholes in the world to make hamburger helper for all the starving kids in africa.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by yeahokay on Jul 19, 11 at 4:02pm

    :/ why.. Just why\nIf you want countless partners, great. Just don't hold one as backup with your lies.

  • 65 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:50pm

    im the one who posted this. its still funny to me.....ha ha ha....

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:08pm

    oh please douchcanoe.. all that judgment shit? we got the facts..all that extra bullshit doesnt matter. the simple fact is, your cheating on your wife. and if you dont want people to tell you their opinion, dont be a stupid ass and post it on a site where we can tell you anonymously... fuckin retard

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:01am

    I just wanna ride the tardrocket

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 6:35pm

    does this even make any sense?

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:50pm

    this would be from my area code..

  • 63 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:15pm

    i dont really get why everyone hates this guy and wtf is a douchecanoe? i guess douce must be buoyant

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:47pm

    he clearly doesnt love either of these ladies if hes going to treat them this way. i think we all know the difference between true love & herpes. herpes is forever......

  • 61 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:06pm

    seriously.. i dont get it will someone explain it

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:14pm

    He was cheating on his girlfriend, the girl he was cheating on her with and him were fighting about what to say back to her. He ended up saying "I lobe you"

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:59pm

    Wow. To everyone here who doesn't think this is hilarious... "Lighten Up, Francis."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:22pm

    Hilarious!! You people are all way too uptight!!

  • 57 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:21pm

    this is fucking gross, cheating is not cool you fucking moron you ARE a douchecanoe, hope u drop dead

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:39am

    That is absolutely amazing. You guys all need to stop being such herbs.

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:11pm

    You worthless piece of shit.

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:42pm

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  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:14pm

    Wow your an asshole.I hate cheaters and now you should go die in a well.bye

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:22pm

    Haha love the Cher reference

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:24am

    assssssssssssssssssssss hole.

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:52am

    he is married 4:29 he posted that he was married and cheating on his wife with an ex girlfriend in a post after his original one

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 21, 11 at 6:50pm

    Die in a fire.

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:58am

    One of the best tfln ever. What kind moron would give this a thumbs down?

  • 55 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:16am

    Wow, with the number of times I've seen 'douchecanoe' on here, we must have a douche regatta taking place.

  • 43 76
    Submitted by mattysarre on Jul 24, 10 at 12:54pm

    Wow. So many things wrong there. You are pleased with yourself. You hook up with sluts who don't care about you having a girlfriend. You are not loyal to your girlfriend. You essentially take the piss out of your girlfriend by writing that message. You lied to her. You should die....

  • 41 76
    Submitted by greggreggreg on Feb 9, 11 at 11:36pm

    Hahaha, love it! Keep up the good work

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:10pm

    I may be a douchecanoe to u jackoffs, but you weren't there. You do not know my story. Judge not lest ye be judged. Only after u have all the facts can u make an accurate conclusion. Otherwise you are just a tard who thinks u are better than me. But your not.

  • 43 81
    Submitted by mattysarre on Jul 24, 10 at 12:55pm

    Oh and you make the stereotype that prevents so many people (men) from having relationships. You are so sweet.... DICK

  • 46 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:15pm

    Well at least she can't say you never gave her Anything . It's the present that doesn't require Wrapping :)

  • 50 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:45pm

    Douchecanoe here: I am NOT op. It just happened to me too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:05pm

    I didn't call my ex a hookup. I hooked up with her after we talked for a few weeks and the love we both had resurfaced, dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:55pm

    Just because you pricks are jealous of someone who has a gf and a piece on the side doesn't make them a bad person!! The douchecanoe rules!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:39pm

    Bet it was a joke, and the "hookup" was his girlfriend... 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:51pm

    The douchecanoe here! I am in love the first girl I was ever in love with (the ex that I hooked up with) I only married my wife because I messed up and got her pregnant. I am gonna get the balls to leave my abusive ass wife one of these days and I know that my ex with still love me just as much I love her.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:04pm

    Haha fuck yea never be loyal to any bitch.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:41am

    asshole. end of story.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:08pm

    Wow I did the exact same thing. When my wife found out about me and my ex hooking up