My country tis of thee
Sweet land of liberty
Of thee I sing
Land where my fathers died
Land of the pilgrim's pride
From every mountain side,
Let freedom ring.
America is a fucking beast learn you history. We are fucking beasts. Even if we play a little dirty we are still beasts. We may not be perfect but we are pretty fucking close. Except for the government, our government is fucked.
i'm with you 8:52, how do you not tear the house apart looking for the kid before you start a national panic?
they actually called in a blackhawk helicopter and shut down the denver airport. seriously, wtf?
HEY EVERYONE! The parents are Asian and French! So all you foreigners can shut the hell up! We (America) may not be the brightest at times but at least we shower on a regular basis! America could own the world tomorrow if we really wanted to because we're just THAT amazing! Why do you think so many people are sneaking in illegally?
how does this text turn into "Fuck you!!" "No fuck YOU!" rant. actually I'm not surprised because It's on all of the threads. You are making yourselves look like idiots.
goddamnit check the fucking house before you assume that little kid's on the balloon!!!! Colorado's supposed to be one of the smart states, not fucking Lousiana! GAH STUPID!!
*throws up hands and storms out*
Americans are fucking retarded, which I say as an American. Mostly because of religious conservatives. Something like only 37% of the country believes in evolution.
fuck all you ignorant patriotic assholes. america is not as great as its hyped up to be, and if you honestly believe it is, then you're products of the government. and guess what? i live here too, i just am open minded enough to realize that, like any country, it has its' flaws.
I thinks it's great how people hate on America when it's probably the best country to live in. So suck my dick ass holes. All you little countries think your hot stuff when America could woop your ass. And even think your cool enough to call America ignorant but news flash.... What you just said was ignorant
@1:26 Good, we don't want you and your piece of shit attitude here either.
I missed this story since I was working, but it sounds like I didn't miss anything.
1:26 you need to be careful talking like that. Toby Keith is liable to show up in the middle of the night and shove his guitar up your ass and then try to eat your heart. I've seen it happen before.
yea 4 32 i bet ur sooooo financially stable...lets see you try to move out of the country, but oh wait. that wouldnt work..because you wouldn't be able to survive in any other place but this shithole..because you can only probably speak the basic english language and dont have the human capacity to learn anything else
Hey great thing about this country is... If don't like us GTFO Americans are not stupid humans in general sometimes can lack common sense. fuck you American hating fuck faces
Did yall ever stop to think, what if the kid wouldve been n there? None of yall know that family, u don't know what their intentions were- they probably didn't have an intention... So until u know for a fact, why don't ya back off a bit? Also, how does this make our country look bad? Y should we b embarrassed... Crazy shit happens all over the world... This isn't the craziest thing, by far.
I like how there's a huge gap between when texts are submitted to when they actually appear, then something like this appears same-day. And it's not even funny it's just news... Disappointment. Tnfl doesn't even mean texts from last night anymore. Sigh.
I agree with this text. The kid wasn't even in the balloon! He was found hiding in his house, probably because he released the balloon from its tethers and was afraid he would get in trouble. Meanwhile, in the world of things that matter, CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News all interrupted coverage of a speech of Obama to bring us...what amounts to a kid letting go of a balloon and watching it float away.
heyyyy &7:31... supposedly his parents made him do it.
when the kid was interviewed and asked why he did this, he replied, "daddy told me to put on a show..."
As a veteran, I can proudly say that I've defended the right for those of you living in the US and talking down on it to do so. Freedom of speech. That's your choice to say what you want. If I had it my way, however, I'd lynch every single one of you.
fuck all you ignorant patriotic assholes. america is not as great as its hyped up to be, and if you honestly believe it is, then you're products of the government. and guess what? i live here too, i just am open minded enough to realize that, like any country, it has its' flaws.
I dig that, 11:16. "Americans are just the loudest idiots." It's easy to hate on us, and it's easy to fight back because the States certainly have the numbers, but other countries are not without their own flaws. (It's just not what we Amerixans usually value. Hell, we think we have the best healthcare, when we're really one of the worst and our citizens get fucking heart surgery in Thailand.)
hey 12:25 u jaded fuk! u might be givng ur honeat opinion but it honestly shouldnt get u anything in america except a much-needed beat down. my honest opinion is get the fuk out!
9:56 Oh I know! We're so amazing, our borders are so unprotected people cam easily sneak
In!
Goddamn, sometimes I hate people from this country. We can be so ignorant.
So I stopped reading about halfway down the page. Here's the thing, it was all a publicity stunt. The parents were trying to launch a new TV series. So they "searched the house" and called the cops. Americans are not stupid for caring if a small child was airborn. I'm not saying they aren't stupid, just not for that.
"Meanwhile, in the world of things that matter, CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News all interrupted coverage of a speech of Obama to bring us...what amounts to a kid letting go of a balloon and watching it float away."
10:27...since when does anything about Obama matter?
I'm really ashamed to live in the same neighborhood as the fucking moronic parents! And it really sux that this is what fort Collins is famous for now. Cuz in all honesty this is a fucking kick ass place.... But we unfortunatly attract idiots too! :-(
I had to deal with right wing, bible thumping, kickback deal making backwoods crooks running the country for 8 years, if you liked that sort of thing just move to appalacia marry your cousin and get a transistor radio so you can listen to rush limbaugh tell you the reason he cant own the rams is not because hes a fucking moron, but that the "far left" is tearing down conservatidm.
341 my case rests! when you graduate.... FROM YOUR AMERICAN EDUCATION... Thennnnn you can get the fuck out! do the math: 1 graduate 1 diploma - 1 dumbshit (whos education obviously hasnt benefited them yet) = 1 less fuckwit America doesnt need.
Hahaha so called this the second they said his brother was the last one to see him haha didn't stop my prof saying that somebody probably killed him and staged it all haha oh and GO AMERICA
This family was on Wife Swap. The mother of Falcon gave the family that she was swapped with a LOT of crap for being overly cautious with their kids. Thought it was kind of ironic...
122:25 and 1:26 for all I care you can go suck a dick and move where ever the fuck you want but why do you want to ruin it for the rest of up you stupid ignorent cock sucking ass wipes
you're a stupid ignorant motherfucker 1:41 and turn to America because you have no other place you belong. I want to ruin it for the rest of you because you're all fucking loser Americans, the gayest most retarded people in the world. Fucking losers.
1:26/1:50 "once I graduate" considering your still a high school student and don't contribute to society I'm sure America could give a fuck less what you do
And if you live here and don't support your country, and represent it even though we have dumb fucks ruling it, that's just fucking sad, so you should leave. Btw everyone has a heritage even if they are 'muts' dumbfuck
1:26 americas not good enough for you yet here you are getting your education! keep talking out of your ass dumbshit! hopefully when you graduate you'll be smart enough to know what a dumb fuck you are!
This is the stupidest fucking country ever. I hate it here. I hate the fact that I was born here and raised here. And dont worry you stupid useless patriotic fucktards, i'm getting the fuck out of here when I graduate and moving to my country of origin, which is ten times better than this shithole.
Yeah a balloon that had a fucking KID in it. Seriously, if you didn't care in the first place you wouldn't have watched. But some people do fucking care when it's something like that. It's actually nice to see that there are some people that care about other's lives. Think about it, when you have a 6 year old kid put him in a fucking balloon and we can talk about how stupid you are for watching.
Ya know Hitler had a ok idea, it would have been a GREAT idea if only he included half Asian/French storm chasing asshats who name their kids Falcon, into his master plan.
9:56 you do realize that you just described Americans by noting the parent's ethnic background right? Read yur history, we're all of immigrant background
4:29 your a dumbass too, Apples chief designer is English, if it wasnt for him the iPhone would look like almost every other piece of crap made in America
Why the heck are we saying Impeach Obama on a text that is talking about the balloon kid. Idiot, go to canada or some shit if you don't like our President. P.S it doesn't look like Obama is getting impeached any time soon! Dumb ass ! I am guessing you are a 17 year old "hard" white red neck. Grow the FUCK UP! Deal with it!
to 10:53, and all the others who are as stupid.... HE COULD NEVER HAVE BEEN IN THERE - THAT BALLOON WOULDT LIFT A MOUSE, HOW FUCKING RETARTED ARE YOU ALL, YOU'D NEED ENOUGH HELIUM TO FILL FOOTBALL STADIUM (WITH A ROOF) TO LIFT A 6YR OLD BOY. i think im done
hey 10:27 you fucking genius obviously CNN MSNBC and FOX didn't cover this because they knew there wasn't a kid in that balloon. At the time everyone thought there was, and it's better to be sure there isn't a little kid floating around in a balloon rather than just write it off as attention whoring.
Guys, i just figured out were Bin Laden is....
Also thankyou guys so much for being blind patriotic Americans, you make my day. Just to keeep this lively debate going, FUCK YOU AMERICA, EAT MY DICK OR I'LL PISS ON YOUR FLAG AND THEN LATER FUCK YOUR MAMA'S....in the arse!
I love life...
2:33 is the most retarded thing iver ever read.
Did anyone in your country stop and think how much helium would be needed to lift an average 6yr old boy?
Terrorist hunter looking for all those in need of a good ass kickin and a corn Cobb shoved up there ass with a bomb and send them into there own people lol
news this morning said it was staged by the whole family. A family that's been on Wife Swap TWICE. Total publicity stunt. Kid was probably just doing what he was told.
Hi, I'm a non-North American country. U may know me from some of my work-The Nazi Party, Socialism, Failed Universal Health Reform, Margret Thatcher....I just thought I would stop by an say hey. Oh an just wanted to throw a shout out to the US, thanks for ya know saving us in every failed attempt we've made at life. Ur the best!
11:25, it's people like you who hold the greatness of our country back. It's not a c o m p e t i t i o n - or if it is, that's why we're losing education, science, health care, women's rights, etc to the rest of the world.
basically a sibling told the police that their brother jumped into a helium balloon and so police launched a rescue effort to save the boy and the balloon. turns out he was in a box in the attic.
Americans are stupid as a whole but being able t write that is what makes it great. And the cops r the stupid ones for starting it the will search my car for hours for drugs lol
Are you kidding? Have some respect you jerk. That's what separates us from a rat...as humans we're suppose to care about another human's life, especially an innocent 6 year old who could have been in a very dangerous situation...thankfully he wasn't ever in the ballon to begin with!
Reminds of that movie 12 monkeys
The part where they have the story of the kid in a well and it turns out he wasn't in the well and he faked it and that the guy really was from the future and it was only a few months till the world got ducked over by a guy in. A hawiannsgirt with crazy hair.. Ah the classics
I'd much rather watch a kid that might be in a balloon than obama speak any day. I kind of wished that Falcon would have been in the balloon when it landed
1:32 and 1:36...fuck you too douche bags. This is 1:26 talking, and America sucks shitty asshole. You're probably some stupid muts who don't even have a heritage. Go fuck a Mexican.
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