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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:20pm

    This kid is the all time hide and seek champ, I want him on my team!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:34pm

    $20 says he'll be on Oprah by the end of the month, any takers?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:06pm

    It just kind of says something that a 6-year-old can hide in an attic for 2 hours and not be found because everyone is too busy watching a balloon...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:10pm

    stupidest thing everrr. but does anyone else find it ironic that his name was Falcon?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:31pm

    Man, if I was that kid's dad, I'd sit him down, explain why what he did was wrong, then I'd stick him in the spare balloon and let that sonofabitch go

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:08pm

    and that kid was home the whole time!! stupid people piss me off.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:49pm

    7:20!? hide and seek all time champ? Anne frank has him beat by 2 years lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:59pm

    It's kinda like the whole nation spending a day watching a slow-speed police chase of a white bronco with some dumb athlete inside....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:04pm

    I was very disappointed when they found him...

  • 99 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:42pm

    Have to admit, when I found out he was never on it, i was a bit dissapointed

  • 98 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:49pm

    My country tis of thee Sweet land of liberty Of thee I sing Land where my fathers died Land of the pilgrim's pride From every mountain side, Let freedom ring.

  • 92 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:59pm

    i'm with you 8:52, how do you not tear the house apart looking for the kid before you start a national panic? they actually called in a blackhawk helicopter and shut down the denver airport. seriously, wtf?

  • 82 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:27pm

    In the ways of facebook.... *LIKE*

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:55am

    How in the hell did people not realize it was fake to begin with? The weight of the kid would have kept the balloon on the ground.

  • 84 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:55pm

    I agree totally. CNN just took 4 hours of my life I will never get back.

  • 82 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:21pm

    Falcon for a name... Given what he just pulled, this proves the apple CAN fall far from the tree.

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:54pm

    how does this text turn into "Fuck you!!" "No fuck YOU!" rant. actually I'm not surprised because It's on all of the threads. You are making yourselves look like idiots.

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:33am

    I bet the kid was grounded.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:53am

    yep agreed 1 50 America blows. -Crispy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:09pm

    8:04 WTF does "evolution" have to with anything. I'm guessing you believe in centaurs and fucking mermaids too.

  • 72 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:44pm

    No worries the rest if the world. We will take care of your stuff later. Right now there's a fuckin kid in a fuckin balloon. This shit is for real!!!

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:52pm

    stupid fucking kid-in-a-box...

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:18pm

    7.38 YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. HIDE AND GHOST SEEK, REALLY?

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:03am

    Is it hide'n'seek or hide'n'go seek?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:12pm

    The kid will be Obamas Balloon Czar by 8am. Watch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:04pm

    Americans are fucking retarded, which I say as an American. Mostly because of religious conservatives. Something like only 37% of the country believes in evolution.

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:03pm

    haha watching balloon boy on my blackberry consumed half my math class. gotta love life in colorado.

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:51pm

    10:29 how is that fucking fake? I hate deutschebags that go around tfln calling every text fake even if it is get over it you bitch

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:05pm

    I spend 3 hours watching CNN instead of studying for a midterm and that little sonofabitch lived.

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:29pm

    Yeah police "throroughly" searched the house. Fucking attention whores

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:14pm

    heyyyy &7:31... supposedly his parents made him do it. when the kid was interviewed and asked why he did this, he replied, "daddy told me to put on a show..."

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:29am

    If you are non USA u dint deserve the iPhone

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:41pm

    Lol NPR what a fuckin joke lol

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:15am

    Oh and keepin' it classy 917

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:14pm

    Agreed I just saw that story and was like wow sucks for whoever that jackass is... Our countr has no life if we start reporting on fucking balloons

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:30pm

    americans are fucking idiotsssss

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:00am

    Hahah wasn't a kid stuck in it? And then they found the lil ass hiding in the attick? Hahahahah

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:54am

    yea 4 32 i bet ur sooooo financially stable...lets see you try to move out of the country, but oh wait. that wouldnt work..because you wouldn't be able to survive in any other place but this shithole..because you can only probably speak the basic english language and dont have the human capacity to learn anything else

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:52pm

    goddamnit check the fucking house before you assume that little kid's on the balloon!!!! Colorado's supposed to be one of the smart states, not fucking Lousiana! GAH STUPID!! *throws up hands and storms out*

  • 51 59
    Submitted by BigCotton89 on Jun 8, 10 at 12:52am

    9:49... bin laden wins... we still cant find the fucker and he sends a video every few months.

  • 67 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:24pm

    Balloon boy, im happy for you and imma let you finish, but Anne Frank had the best hiding spot of all time.

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:25am

    fuck all you ignorant patriotic assholes. america is not as great as its hyped up to be, and if you honestly believe it is, then you're products of the government. and guess what? i live here too, i just am open minded enough to realize that, like any country, it has its' flaws.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:28pm

    HHAAHA, IT WAS ALL A PUBLICITY STUNT. WOLF BLITZER TOTALLY GOT THE KID TO CONFESS!

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:05pm

    Haha this kid is my hero

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:56pm

    When I found out the kid wasn't in the balloon, I felt like I had been owned by CNN.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:39pm

    Um it's called "hide and GO seek"

  • 53 67
    Submitted by sactastic on Aug 5, 10 at 12:47pm

    Hey great thing about this country is... If don't like us GTFO Americans are not stupid humans in general sometimes can lack common sense. fuck you American hating fuck faces

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:40am

    It's only because it was unusual that it was important over 1000 kids does dat in the us from flu alone get over it!

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:56pm

    HEY EVERYONE! The parents are Asian and French! So all you foreigners can shut the hell up! We (America) may not be the brightest at times but at least we shower on a regular basis! America could own the world tomorrow if we really wanted to because we're just THAT amazing! Why do you think so many people are sneaking in illegally?

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:04am

    Don't know if this was mentioned, but the story did go international. Wasn't just America.

  • 69 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:41am

    nope 3 35..when i graduate im getting the fuck out of this shithole and away from you losers

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:13am

    Falcons daddy is a fuckin idiot and should be put in a balloon in tha Rockies. And tha mom.. Well she's Asian..

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:02pm

    First. BOOM. That just happened

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:29pm

    The boy in the balloon is making me thirsty, I mean , these pretzels are

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:11pm

    Actually they watched it for two hours.

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:26am

    it made news in australia

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:23pm

    half the nation should watch you take it in the face........in the face!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:31pm

    Dude sending a funny text is the whole point of TFLN

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:41am

    It was a fucking child. There's cause for concern, not stupid.

  • 63 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:28am

    @5:56.... 2 quotes. "ignorance is bliss." "Laugh and grow fat" We're the happiest country :P

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:55am

    ah yes....an balloon. well said english muffin

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:30am

    well, 2:26..TNFL doesn't mean texts from last night anymore because it never was that in the first place. try TFLN. kbyeee.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:04am

    What is this text talking about. Balloons?

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:34am

    He was hiding in the fucking attic 4 the whole time!! Wat's wrong with this child?! He's name's fucking falcon!!

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:25am

    fuck all you ignorant patriotic assholes. america is not as great as its hyped up to be, and if you honestly believe it is, then you're products of the government. and guess what? i live here too, i just am open minded enough to realize that, like any country, it has its' flaws.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:46pm

    Vladimir Putin haha that name NEVER get's old.

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:05pm

    This is Hilarious. Lmfao

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:33am

    hey 12:25 u jaded fuk! u might be givng ur honeat opinion but it honestly shouldnt get u anything in america except a much-needed beat down. my honest opinion is get the fuk out!

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:46pm

    My question is, why were the parents not supervising these kids?

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:01pm

    Die niggardly balloon boy diiiie

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:46am

    "epic fail" What does that even mean?! What is wrong with you people?

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:44am

    Woot wooy for Colorado!

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:33am

    no one's stopping you. just go or stop your bitching

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:32am

    @1:26 Good, we don't want you and your piece of shit attitude here either. I missed this story since I was working, but it sounds like I didn't miss anything.

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:56pm

    That text is so right.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:56pm

    Why are all Americans fat and stupid?

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:15am

    It made headlines here in England, the whole country was laughing at Americans watching an balloon

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:33am

    How did they think a kid got inside of a SEALED helium baloon in the first place?!

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:25pm

    I thinks it's great how people hate on America when it's probably the best country to live in. So suck my dick ass holes. All you little countries think your hot stuff when America could woop your ass. And even think your cool enough to call America ignorant but news flash.... What you just said was ignorant

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:17am

    I live in Colorado...how do you think I feel...

  • 64 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:15am

    No... half the country is dumb as fuck

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:33pm

    yeah, anne frank? try binladen. mothaafuckers a champ!

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:31pm

    Wouldve been good if a the balloon flew over a couple of trap shooters PULL!!

  • 61 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:28pm

    Sadly I live in Colorado.

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:26am

    I like how there's a huge gap between when texts are submitted to when they actually appear, then something like this appears same-day. And it's not even funny it's just news... Disappointment. Tnfl doesn't even mean texts from last night anymore. Sigh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:23am

    "...step three, open the box. And that's how you find him...it's a kid in a box!"

  • 59 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:06am

    1:26/1:50 "once I graduate" considering your still a high school student and don't contribute to society I'm sure America could give a fuck less what you do And if you live here and don't support your country, and represent it even though we have dumb fucks ruling it, that's just fucking sad, so you should leave. Btw everyone has a heritage even if they are 'muts' dumbfuck

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:03am

    My friend was gonna fly to the balloon with a parachute

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:02pm

    lmao! I think they finally found the boy too.. haha

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:03am

    I'm really ashamed to live in the same neighborhood as the fucking moronic parents! And it really sux that this is what fort Collins is famous for now. Cuz in all honesty this is a fucking kick ass place.... But we unfortunatly attract idiots too! :-(

  • 62 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:23am

    Its an improvement. We watched for 8 years a dub fuck running the country.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:37am

    1:26 you need to be careful talking like that. Toby Keith is liable to show up in the middle of the night and shove his guitar up your ass and then try to eat your heart. I've seen it happen before.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:04am

    ahahahaha you are sooooo right!!

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:41pm

    No he was at his girlfriend robin's house

  • 63 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:37pm

    I agree we don't want you here

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 12:25am

    Amen bro

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:34pm

    He was probably jerking off to the news reports

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:15pm

    8:09 - you just proved 8:04's statement to be sooooooooooo true. you dumb fuck.

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:12am

    America is a fucking beast learn you history. We are fucking beasts. Even if we play a little dirty we are still beasts. We may not be perfect but we are pretty fucking close. Except for the government, our government is fucked.

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:28pm

    You know the whole world was watching this, right?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:57am

    10:53 does prove a point. its not like we're the ones killing our women for being raped

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:01am

    Hahaha so called this the second they said his brother was the last one to see him haha didn't stop my prof saying that somebody probably killed him and staged it all haha oh and GO AMERICA

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:51pm

    The Little kid ended up being found hiding in a box in the garage.

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:29pm

    If I was his parent I'd tear that ass up! wtf? They called out the military? Publicity stunt!!!!

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:50pm

    Ya know Hitler had a ok idea, it would have been a GREAT idea if only he included half Asian/French storm chasing asshats who name their kids Falcon, into his master plan.

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:47am

    I dig that, 11:16. "Americans are just the loudest idiots." It's easy to hate on us, and it's easy to fight back because the States certainly have the numbers, but other countries are not without their own flaws. (It's just not what we Amerixans usually value. Hell, we think we have the best healthcare, when we're really one of the worst and our citizens get fucking heart surgery in Thailand.)

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:39pm

    I thought he was at his friend Eagles house!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:11pm

    hell yea, impeach obama

  • 59 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:48pm

    Yeah I'm certain it was the balloon we were watching for and not the child that was alone in the balloon, right. -Crispy

  • 60 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:31pm

    Why the heck are we saying Impeach Obama on a text that is talking about the balloon kid. Idiot, go to canada or some shit if you don't like our President. P.S it doesn't look like Obama is getting impeached any time soon! Dumb ass ! I am guessing you are a 17 year old "hard" white red neck. Grow the FUCK UP! Deal with it!

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:55am

    America runs the fucking world, get over it. We are better than you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:00am

    why can no one spell the word definitely? also...these pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:24am

    It's now text from last minute may as well be twiite texts lol

  • 59 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:23pm

    hahaha balloon czar its funny cause it tru

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:04pm

    DAMN ASIANS. Naming their kids Falcon. WTF. ASIANS SUCK.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:12am

    *singing* One.. you put your kid-in-a-box...

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:27pm

    As a veteran, I can proudly say that I've defended the right for those of you living in the US and talking down on it to do so. Freedom of speech. That's your choice to say what you want. If I had it my way, however, I'd lynch every single one of you.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:10am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 60 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:12am

    "Meanwhile, in the world of things that matter, CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News all interrupted coverage of a speech of Obama to bring us...what amounts to a kid letting go of a balloon and watching it float away." 10:27...since when does anything about Obama matter?

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:59am

    And there wasn't even a kid in it!!!!!

  • 56 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:41am

    122:25 and 1:26 for all I care you can go suck a dick and move where ever the fuck you want but why do you want to ruin it for the rest of up you stupid ignorent cock sucking ass wipes

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:20pm

    @ 11:14: I love seashells. I love seashell things. I love things with seashells and seahorses on them.

  • 56 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:12pm

    Dumb parents too! Apple doesn't fall to far from the tree

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:27pm

    I agree with this text. The kid wasn't even in the balloon! He was found hiding in his house, probably because he released the balloon from its tethers and was afraid he would get in trouble. Meanwhile, in the world of things that matter, CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News all interrupted coverage of a speech of Obama to bring us...what amounts to a kid letting go of a balloon and watching it float away.

  • 54 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:36am

    1:26 Fuck You and Your Mother, just because she had you!

  • 58 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:07pm

    9:05 what do black men and white dick have to do with this thread? i am german too, but i am thoroughly confused by your statement.

  • 56 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:51pm

    Kid made a helium balloon out of Mylar and pretended to get in it and float away wile police and military chased it around for 4 hours

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:57am

    9:56 Oh I know! We're so amazing, our borders are so unprotected people cam easily sneak In! Goddamn, sometimes I hate people from this country. We can be so ignorant.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:42pm

    730 you a piece of shit your fucking lucky I don't know who you are

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:18pm

    HAHAHAHAHA, so dumb what a smart little boy.

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:49pm

    I had to deal with right wing, bible thumping, kickback deal making backwoods crooks running the country for 8 years, if you liked that sort of thing just move to appalacia marry your cousin and get a transistor radio so you can listen to rush limbaugh tell you the reason he cant own the rams is not because hes a fucking moron, but that the "far left" is tearing down conservatidm.

  • 54 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:57am

    haha 8:09 put evolution in quotations like some mythical concept. way to be an idiot

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:55am

    All of you are dumb asses! There might have been a fucking kid in that balloon

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:22am

    If you don't like it then leave

  • 54 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:16pm

    Americans are just the loudest idiots. Russia, you cannot hate on us with Putin still pulling your strings.

  • 53 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:09pm

    Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaa

  • 54 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:43am

    I love when people insult America but live there...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:12am

    2 06 (2) im talking about graduating college you stupid peice of shit...dumb ass american

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:57am

    hm native american...awesome pocohantus

  • 53 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:14pm

    8:22 I can't believe I'm the first person to get that reference hahaha that video is hilarious!

  • 51 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:30pm

    7:20, ploys like this are against the sanctioned rules of hide'n'go seek , says the 1936 Neunen convention -crispy

  • 54 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:45pm

    11:25, it's people like you who hold the greatness of our country back. It's not a c o m p e t i t i o n - or if it is, that's why we're losing education, science, health care, women's rights, etc to the rest of the world.

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:24pm

    hahahaha this is brillaint

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:11pm

    Fuckin balloon boy i hope he fell out and went SPLAT

  • 54 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:38pm

    LMAO. Agreed and this is FTW

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:01pm

    You have diabetes see a doctor

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 9:00pm

    It was a fucking hot air balloon dumbasses, yes a child can ride in one of those

  • 51 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:34am

    Probably not a good idea to accidentally double post calling people stupid...

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:25pm

    basically a sibling told the police that their brother jumped into a helium balloon and so police launched a rescue effort to save the boy and the balloon. turns out he was in a box in the attic.

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:07pm

    634 you must be the dumbest fucker in the dumbest country

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:34am

    What balloon ? Details please !

  • 53 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:28am

    9:56 you do realize that you just described Americans by noting the parent's ethnic background right? Read yur history, we're all of immigrant background

  • 50 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:39am

    I have heard of a Jack in the Box but this is a first for a Jaskass in the Box

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:41am

    I watched that on the news before work! HAH! Looked like an already popped Stove Top Popcorn! HAHA! Ready to go!

  • 54 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:15pm

    half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around with what we thought was a 6 year old inside. how does that make us dumb?

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:38pm

    why did this story even get so much coverage?

  • 53 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:06pm

    Yaaaaa what hsppeneddd ????

  • 52 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:52pm

    In soviet Russia country fuck you!!!

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:41pm

    Kid said he had to hide for the show... Publ. Stunt!

  • 48 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:38pm

    But if they shot it down they would have found out if there was a kid in it or not

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:00am

    The worst part is now that kid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:52am

    2:33 is the most retarded thing iver ever read. Did anyone in your country stop and think how much helium would be needed to lift an average 6yr old boy?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:54am

    im not a mut u dipshit im native american so suk my big brown cock!!!

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:26am

    This is the stupidest fucking country ever. I hate it here. I hate the fact that I was born here and raised here. And dont worry you stupid useless patriotic fucktards, i'm getting the fuck out of here when I graduate and moving to my country of origin, which is ten times better than this shithole.

  • 41 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:40pm

    to 10:53, and all the others who are as stupid.... HE COULD NEVER HAVE BEEN IN THERE - THAT BALLOON WOULDT LIFT A MOUSE, HOW FUCKING RETARTED ARE YOU ALL, YOU'D NEED ENOUGH HELIUM TO FILL FOOTBALL STADIUM (WITH A ROOF) TO LIFT A 6YR OLD BOY. i think im done

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:05am

    I was watching baseball. I guess I missed something?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:47pm

    Russia agrees. Dumbest country but really nice, soft toilet paper.

  • 53 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:49pm

    7:42 I HATE YOU YOU'RE LUCKY YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM

  • 49 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:18am

    4:28 yes!!! I couldn't of said it better!!! The douchers wanted the attention.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:33pm

    some people should be able to have kids. those parents are two of them.

  • 49 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:28pm

    Fake. Child was hiding in his house. SETUP

  • 45 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:32pm

    dumbest country... no shit!!! HAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:45am

    well some of us 3 43 you stupid american dont have the financial ability to move out of this shithole yet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:35am

    1:26 americas not good enough for you yet here you are getting your education! keep talking out of your ass dumbshit! hopefully when you graduate you'll be smart enough to know what a dumb fuck you are!

  • 48 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:50am

    you're a stupid ignorant motherfucker 1:41 and turn to America because you have no other place you belong. I want to ruin it for the rest of you because you're all fucking loser Americans, the gayest most retarded people in the world. Fucking losers.

  • 45 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:14am

    I would have been scared shitless to be inside of that thing at 7000 feet. Though it still beats US Airways. Zing.

  • 52 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:19pm

    Sad part is only a fraction were stoned.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:36pm

    Fuck you, you don't like this country get the fuck out

  • 45 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:54am

    lmao wtf is wrong with you ppl........ you guys are from the same damn country and still insults eachother.................

  • 50 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:11am

    ON THE NEWS THE KID CONFESSED THAT IT WAS ALL FOR THE SHOW!!!

  • 48 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:59pm

    I now have a greater desire to build a foil flying thing!

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:46pm

    It would have been great if they shot it down. Perfect example of natural selection

  • 47 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:50am

    Good call. Made me laugh.

  • 45 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:15am

    lmao i love this so hard

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:47pm

    10:29 why is this fake..? it's definately not.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:24pm

    This family was on Wife Swap. The mother of Falcon gave the family that she was swapped with a LOT of crap for being overly cautious with their kids. Thought it was kind of ironic...

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Pancho on Jul 16, 10 at 4:19am

    Get the fuck out then pal.

  • 41 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 5:51pm

    It's because the real journalists were pushed aside when 24 "news" came to cable. *sigh* We are truly an ignorant society.

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:25pm

    THANK YOU!!!!! FUCK!!!

  • 47 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:53am

    Did yall ever stop to think, what if the kid wouldve been n there? None of yall know that family, u don't know what their intentions were- they probably didn't have an intention... So until u know for a fact, why don't ya back off a bit? Also, how does this make our country look bad? Y should we b embarrassed... Crazy shit happens all over the world... This isn't the craziest thing, by far.

  • 48 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:27am

    Terrorist hunter looking for all those in need of a good ass kickin and a corn Cobb shoved up there ass with a bomb and send them into there own people lol

  • 44 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:40am

    @1:36 Yeah, that's really funny. You must be so proud.

  • 44 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:18pm

    and to be fair, falcon is an awesome name for a kid.

  • 44 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:20pm

    CHIIIILLLLLL and get a sense of humor

  • 10 19
    Submitted by sophia3394 on Sep 1, 13 at 12:14am

    In our defense, we thought a human was in it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:29pm

    8:04, they were only half Asian. 8:12, cut back on the Limbaugh (or should i say DIMbaugh)

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:17pm

    What, you couldn't look at that balloon and see it was not capable of lifting anything as heavy as a kid?

  • 47 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:07pm

    UFO= unidentified flying object. I guess every one saw a UFO for 4 fuckin hours

  • 46 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:49pm

    Fuck Falcon. Only balloon I'm interested in is Henry Gale's on LOST.

  • 48 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:12am

    that kid needs a fat dick in his ass for hiding

  • 45 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:34pm

    Reminds of that movie 12 monkeys The part where they have the story of the kid in a well and it turns out he wasn't in the well and he faked it and that the guy really was from the future and it was only a few months till the world got ducked over by a guy in. A hawiannsgirt with crazy hair.. Ah the classics

  • 44 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:29pm

    But ther was a kid and a balloon. Thers plenty of stuff to talk about the kid and the balloon

  • 47 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:25pm

    ^^^^ they were doing a project you motherfucking dumbass bitch.

  • 49 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:15pm

    I'm just curious as to why the fuck there was a balloon in their backyard... Random much?

  • 43 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:32pm

    Fuck you it was entertaining

  • 48 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:38pm

    The pretzel conglomeration strikes again!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:24am

    The kid puked on live tv... now THAT'S entertainment.

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:58am

    Half the world was watching it, made headlines over here!!! :(

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:15am

    That was the dumbest shit ever never thought as a people we would stup so low.

  • 35 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:52am

    Hahaha I was gunna post one about that too. Lol

  • 44 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:50am

    341 my case rests! when you graduate.... FROM YOUR AMERICAN EDUCATION... Thennnnn you can get the fuck out! do the math: 1 graduate 1 diploma - 1 dumbshit (whos education obviously hasnt benefited them yet) = 1 less fuckwit America doesnt need.

  • 43 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:34pm

    I will give you credit on that one!

  • 46 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:50pm

    Don't know, don't care. Kinda have an idea from the info provided here. Still don't care

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:10pm

    can someone explain what happened...

  • 40 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:19am

    1:45 - I'm American, Germanic blood through and through. Hail Teutonia motherfucker.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:37pm

    Yeah a balloon that had a fucking KID in it. Seriously, if you didn't care in the first place you wouldn't have watched. But some people do fucking care when it's something like that. It's actually nice to see that there are some people that care about other's lives. Think about it, when you have a 6 year old kid put him in a fucking balloon and we can talk about how stupid you are for watching.

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:54pm

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3:24 !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:41pm

    Americans are stupid as a whole but being able t write that is what makes it great. And the cops r the stupid ones for starting it the will search my car for hours for drugs lol

  • 46 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:32am

    you arent financially stable because youre a douchebag loser. thats why you need an american education!

  • 43 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:28pm

    i dont get the pretzel jokes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:38pm

    THIS GUY IS THE WORLDS BEST HIDE AND GHOST SEEK CAHMPION!

  • 45 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:35pm

    In a hawaiin shirt and fucked over not ducked over stupid fucking. Iphone

  • 43 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:02pm

    So I stopped reading about halfway down the page. Here's the thing, it was all a publicity stunt. The parents were trying to launch a new TV series. So they "searched the house" and called the cops. Americans are not stupid for caring if a small child was airborn. I'm not saying they aren't stupid, just not for that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:08am

    Correction 1:26/1:45 but 1:50 too

  • 39 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:40am

    Guys, i just figured out were Bin Laden is.... Also thankyou guys so much for being blind patriotic Americans, you make my day. Just to keeep this lively debate going, FUCK YOU AMERICA, EAT MY DICK OR I'LL PISS ON YOUR FLAG AND THEN LATER FUCK YOUR MAMA'S....in the arse! I love life...

  • 40 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:00pm

    What happened on the 9th November anyway?

  • 37 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:22am

    hey 742, 730 was only half right; you're a fucking idiot!!!

  • 42 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:13am

    bahaha!! i must admit my family was one of those dumbasses watching this on the news.

  • 42 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:03pm

    The family has already been on wife swap...wouldn't be surprised if this was a publicity stunt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:49am

    Hi, I'm a non-North American country. U may know me from some of my work-The Nazi Party, Socialism, Failed Universal Health Reform, Margret Thatcher....I just thought I would stop by an say hey. Oh an just wanted to throw a shout out to the US, thanks for ya know saving us in every failed attempt we've made at life. Ur the best!

  • 37 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:13am

    and toby keith is shit...an American, therefore a worthless loser, enough said.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:29pm

    Another fake text from TFLN

  • 35 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:26pm

    everyone just shut the fuck up before i jizz on all ya'll

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:15pm

    8:49 made me jizz my pants

  • 42 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:49pm

    What was the story in the first place

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:12pm

    This is why I don't watch mainstream news Stations. NPR all the way!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:09pm

    Lol more than an hr - all for nothing - kinda like obama

  • 41 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:01am

    news this morning said it was staged by the whole family. A family that's been on Wife Swap TWICE. Total publicity stunt. Kid was probably just doing what he was told.

  • 43 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:42pm

    They need to make a Southpark episode out of this incident. After all, it took place in CO!

  • 41 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:54pm

    Hilarious! It's true... But I would define the media as the cause of the stupidity

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:37am

    americans are so ethnocentric - totally ignorant

  • 41 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:06am

    Dad needs the beat that kid's ass!! Hiding in the attic!! Beat his ass!

  • 36 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:27pm

    What balloon? what kid??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:00am

    it would maybe make some sense if any of those things came from the same country...or if those countries didnt now have better healthcare than we do

  • 38 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:55am

    yea 4 50...lick my bum your inferior peice of twat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:24pm

    NPR... Heh heh heh. That's a good one! Oh, wait, were you serious?

  • 40 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:04pm

    I don't get it. What happened??

  • 38 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:29pm

    hey 10:27 you fucking genius obviously CNN MSNBC and FOX didn't cover this because they knew there wasn't a kid in that balloon. At the time everyone thought there was, and it's better to be sure there isn't a little kid floating around in a balloon rather than just write it off as attention whoring.

  • 37 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:21am

    4:29 your a dumbass too, Apples chief designer is English, if it wasnt for him the iPhone would look like almost every other piece of crap made in America

  • 38 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:45am

    1:32 and 1:36...fuck you too douche bags. This is 1:26 talking, and America sucks shitty asshole. You're probably some stupid muts who don't even have a heritage. Go fuck a Mexican.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:29pm

    I'd much rather watch a kid that might be in a balloon than obama speak any day. I kind of wished that Falcon would have been in the balloon when it landed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:22pm

    What's this? Mr. Balloons? We got Mr. Balloon-Hands over here... No way. No fucking way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:28pm

    Are you kidding? Have some respect you jerk. That's what separates us from a rat...as humans we're suppose to care about another human's life, especially an innocent 6 year old who could have been in a very dangerous situation...thankfully he wasn't ever in the ballon to begin with!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:47pm

    Truth! Fucking dumb!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:09pm

    Hey 7:06 your a dumbass we all know your not drunk so stfu

  • 32 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:27pm

    Yeah...fuck I did...damn me and my drunken care about society!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:40pm

    FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMN IGNORANT EUROPHILE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:23pm

    this isn't a tfln...this is just someone thinking they sent a hilarious text and wanting everyone else to know it too.

  • 25 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:53pm

    Thanks for noticing! 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:22pm

    this isn't a tfln...this is just someone thinking they sent a hilarious and wanting everyone else to know it too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:10pm

    It's stupid. S t u p i d. Not stoopid Learn to spell!

  • 22 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:31pm

    lol I'm from CO and I thought it was hilarious (probably because I found out after it happened and I didn't waste 4 hours watching the balloon).