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  • 56 35
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on May 20, 11 at 5:33pm
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    Unicorns and glitterrrrrr!!!

  • 48 36
    Submitted by Phys on May 20, 11 at 2:55pm
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    (410): How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?

  • 46 41
    Submitted by acher1 on May 20, 11 at 4:23pm
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    Pretty sure unicorn bait is supposed to be a virgin. You're doing it wrong.

  • 45 47
    Submitted by cakersina on May 20, 11 at 2:18pm
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    I believe this. Patrón is capable of anything.

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      Submitted by 2LandBack on May 20, 11 at 5:37pm
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      Did you know Paul Mitchell, the hair guy, created Patron? How bizarre, right?

      • 31 35
        Submitted by alexs99 on May 20, 11 at 5:51pm
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        Not true... Paul Mitchell imported 7 Leguas tequila from Mexico and called it Patron. He didn't create shit!

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          Submitted by 2LandBack on May 21, 11 at 7:32pm
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          ohhh... that makes more sense.

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    Submitted by Cassini on May 20, 11 at 5:36pm
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    Take it from somebody who knows,Patron makes you do things, bad things.

  • 32 33
    Submitted by nicolekay4 on May 26, 11 at 2:57am
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    Unicorns and glitter:)

  • 31 35
    Submitted by LostInOblivion12 on May 21, 11 at 2:37am
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    i didnt know patron was as strong as it was the first time i tasted it. i heard it trending in rap & pop songs, but i was like, rappers and popstars are pussies so i was quite surprised..

  • 33 40
    Submitted by badgebunnyhuny on May 20, 11 at 5:30pm
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    Omg! Best text ever! High 5 to you my dear, high 5 to you!

  • 32 39
    Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 11:13pm
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    BadMitch is considered the master of sex, www.badmitch.com

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Michguy on May 20, 11 at 7:31pm
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    Wild Turkey is even worse for making you do about anything.

  • 28 34
    Submitted by Annamolly7 on May 22, 11 at 9:05pm
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    Patron always leads to trouble and lost nights!!!

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    Submitted by berryberry81 on May 24, 11 at 5:58pm
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    You dumb ass Paul Mitchell has been dead for years. The dude that runs Paul Mitchell is John Paul Dejoria. L2google.