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  • 74 49
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on May 20, 11 at 5:33pm

    Unicorns and glitterrrrrr!!!

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    Submitted by Phys on May 20, 11 at 2:55pm

    (410): How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?

  • 61 46
    Submitted by Cassini on May 20, 11 at 5:36pm

    Take it from somebody who knows,Patron makes you do things, bad things.

  • 67 72
    Submitted by acher1 on May 20, 11 at 4:23pm

    Pretty sure unicorn bait is supposed to be a virgin. You're doing it wrong.

  • 65 68
    Submitted by cakersina on May 20, 11 at 2:18pm

    I believe this. PatrĂ³n is capable of anything.

    • 48 55
      Submitted by 2LandBack on May 20, 11 at 5:37pm

      Did you know Paul Mitchell, the hair guy, created Patron? How bizarre, right?

      • 49 54
        Submitted by alexs99 on May 20, 11 at 5:51pm

        Not true... Paul Mitchell imported 7 Leguas tequila from Mexico and called it Patron. He didn't create shit!

        • 51 50
          Submitted by 2LandBack on May 21, 11 at 7:32pm

          ohhh... that makes more sense.

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    Submitted by badgebunnyhuny on May 20, 11 at 5:30pm

    Omg! Best text ever! High 5 to you my dear, high 5 to you!

  • 52 50
    Submitted by nicolekay4 on May 26, 11 at 2:57am

    Unicorns and glitter:)

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Annamolly7 on May 22, 11 at 9:05pm

    Patron always leads to trouble and lost nights!!!

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    Submitted by LostInOblivion12 on May 21, 11 at 2:37am

    i didnt know patron was as strong as it was the first time i tasted it. i heard it trending in rap & pop songs, but i was like, rappers and popstars are pussies so i was quite surprised..

  • 53 60
    Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 11:13pm

    BadMitch is considered the master of sex, www.badmitch.com

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Michguy on May 20, 11 at 7:31pm

    Wild Turkey is even worse for making you do about anything.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by berryberry81 on May 24, 11 at 5:58pm

    You dumb ass Paul Mitchell has been dead for years. The dude that runs Paul Mitchell is John Paul Dejoria. L2google.