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  He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.

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• Unicorns and glitterrrrrr!!!

  Submitted by PalmTree7104 on May 20, 11 at 5:33pm

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• Take it from somebody who knows,Patron makes you do things, bad things.

  Submitted by Cassini on May 20, 11 at 5:36pm

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• Patron always leads to trouble and lost nights!!!

  Submitted by Annamolly7 on May 22, 11 at 9:05pm

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• (410): How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?

  Submitted by Phys on May 20, 11 at 2:55pm

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• Wild Turkey is even worse for making you do about anything.

  Submitted by Michguy on May 20, 11 at 7:31pm

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• Omg! Best text ever! High 5 to you my dear, high 5 to you!

  Submitted by badgebunnyhuny on May 20, 11 at 5:30pm

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• Pretty sure unicorn bait is supposed to be a virgin. You're doing it wrong.

  Submitted by acher1 on May 20, 11 at 4:23pm

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• I believe this. Patrón is capable of anything.

  Submitted by cakersina on May 20, 11 at 2:18pm

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  • Did you know Paul Mitchell, the hair guy, created Patron? How bizarre, right?

    Submitted by 2LandBack on May 20, 11 at 5:37pm

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    • Not true... Paul Mitchell imported 7 Leguas tequila from Mexico and called it Patron. He didn't create shit!

      Submitted by alexs99 on May 20, 11 at 5:51pm

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      • ohhh... that makes more sense.

        Submitted by 2LandBack on May 21, 11 at 7:32pm

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• i didnt know patron was as strong as it was the first time i tasted it. i heard it trending in rap & pop songs, but i was like, rappers and popstars are pussies so i was quite surprised..

  Submitted by LostInOblivion12 on May 21, 11 at 2:37am

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• Unicorns and glitter:)

  Submitted by nicolekay4 on May 26, 11 at 2:57am

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• You dumb ass Paul Mitchell has been dead for years. The dude that runs Paul Mitchell is John Paul Dejoria. L2google.

  Submitted by berryberry81 on May 24, 11 at 5:58pm

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• BadMitch is considered the master of sex, www.badmitch.com

  Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 11:13pm

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