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  • 76 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:27am

    "Where's your crown, King Nothing?"

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:06am

    ewww bad bad visual although extremely funny xD

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:09pm

    Hahahhahahahahahahahhaaaa!! Man-o-man have I been there before!!!

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:28pm

    This is the single funniest tfln i've ever read - you win.

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:44am

    YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO KING BALLSACK!

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:42am

    sad day :( haha. funny though.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:34pm

    That is awesome!!!! You have a way with words!

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:47am

    I want to meet this girl, hilarious.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:09pm

    Oh holy shit, I just realized it's from my area code too!! Chances are I really HAVE been there before lol.

  • 61 71
    Submitted by gsuchick5198 on Feb 1, 10 at 11:09pm

    Must have been my ex ;) hahahahhaa

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:27pm

    Mines like that when soft

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:41pm

    I was tempted to call this a good night simply because you win at hilarity.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:08pm

    This makes ne ashamed to have a (678) number

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:11pm

    Hmm.. You sure you're not from 860? 

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:21pm

    Seen it! NOT pretty....or funny....or very productive....

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:21pm

    Ha! 7:11 - I lived in 860 too!

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:49pm

    Finally! A funny tfln from my city. Lmao! Friggin' excellent.

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:39pm

    I go home with one like that every night. *sigh*

  • 65 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:42pm

    and when it's hard. LOL

  • 51 65
    Submitted by sexygirl83 on Sep 24, 10 at 1:36am

    hahaha...this one guy i slept with was like that! he had long saggy balls and his dick was alot shorter than them. not something i wana see again!

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:04pm

    i have this problem.

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:08pm

    Sounds like my exs dick

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:01am

    six seven eight five zero eight eight two zero three

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:23am

    How did you not laugh? This is now my fav tfln!

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:03am

    meeeh, ive heard that elsewhere, just use your own texts instead of coppin shit from other people

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:46am

    Crushed coke-can cock!

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:37am

    That is fucking hilarious!!!

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:29am

    Maybe kind cumalittle

  • 34 43
    Submitted by cqueezy on May 14, 11 at 11:11pm

    HAHAHA

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:11pm

    what sucks is that i got pregnant by one of those damn things!!!! didnt think it was possible :o)

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:03am

    Lol chode patrollllll

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:43pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA poor little guy...

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:09am

    Haha. Best TFLN ever. Lmfao

  • 29 60
    Submitted by sugar_30 on Aug 10, 11 at 4:53pm

    Thats a funny bitch right there!! Lol

  • 47 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:45am

    I've only seen this in porn...and felt it once...no bueno