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  • 61 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:27am
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    "Where's your crown, King Nothing?"

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:44am
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    YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO KING BALLSACK!

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:06am
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    ewww bad bad visual although extremely funny xD

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:47am
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    I want to meet this girl, hilarious.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:34pm
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    That is awesome!!!! You have a way with words!

  • 46 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:28pm
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    This is the single funniest tfln i've ever read - you win.

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:09pm
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    Hahahhahahahahahahahhaaaa!! Man-o-man have I been there before!!!

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:41pm
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    I was tempted to call this a good night simply because you win at hilarity.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:27pm
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    Mines like that when soft

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:09pm
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    Oh holy shit, I just realized it's from my area code too!! Chances are I really HAVE been there before lol.

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:01am
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    six seven eight five zero eight eight two zero three

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:46am
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    Crushed coke-can cock!

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:42am
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    sad day :( haha. funny though.

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:21pm
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    Ha! 7:11 - I lived in 860 too!

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:11pm
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    Hmm.. You sure you're not from 860? 

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:39pm
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    I go home with one like that every night. *sigh*

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:04pm
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    i have this problem.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:49pm
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    Finally! A funny tfln from my city. Lmao! Friggin' excellent.

  • 40 51
    Submitted by gsuchick5198 on Feb 1, 10 at 11:09pm
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    Must have been my ex ;) hahahahhaa

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:43pm
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA poor little guy...

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:37am
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    That is fucking hilarious!!!

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:08pm
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    This makes ne ashamed to have a (678) number

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:23am
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    How did you not laugh? This is now my fav tfln!

  • 36 48
    Submitted by sexygirl83 on Sep 24, 10 at 1:36am
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    hahaha...this one guy i slept with was like that! he had long saggy balls and his dick was alot shorter than them. not something i wana see again!

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:03am
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    meeeh, ive heard that elsewhere, just use your own texts instead of coppin shit from other people

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 4:42pm
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    and when it's hard. LOL

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:11pm
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    what sucks is that i got pregnant by one of those damn things!!!! didnt think it was possible :o)

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:03am
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    Lol chode patrollllll

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:29am
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    Maybe kind cumalittle

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:09am
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    Haha. Best TFLN ever. Lmfao

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:21pm
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    Seen it! NOT pretty....or funny....or very productive....

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:08pm
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    Sounds like my exs dick

  • 17 26
    Submitted by cqueezy on May 14, 11 at 11:11pm
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    HAHAHA

  • 12 33
    Submitted by sugar_30 on Aug 10, 11 at 4:53pm
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    Thats a funny bitch right there!! Lol

  • 31 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:45am
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    I've only seen this in porn...and felt it once...no bueno