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(909): View more from California

and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.

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(706): View more from Georgia

He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer

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(650): View more from California

Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time

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(252): View more from North Carolina

He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.

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(561): View more from Florida

hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?

(407): View more from Florida

i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery

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(435): View more from Utah

it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.

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(785): View more from Kansas

last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.

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