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  • 50 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:05pm
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    4:56 You ever had a girlfriend more than a few months? I have prevented myself from blowing a load inside my girlfriend because I wanted her to feel good...

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:47pm
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    Real men work it until the KNOW you came... boys work it, then ask if you came... or in this case, make you pinky promise you came.

  • 35 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:30pm
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    just because it involves the word pinky promise doesn't mean it's a rip off. are all the retarded walk of shame ones rip offs?

  • 45 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:49pm
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    You mean he made you pinky-promise that you weren't lying when you said you came

  • 34 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:10pm
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    Its like the next michael cena movie

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:46pm
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    Wow. So OP was that the sweetest thing ever or the most pathetic?

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:46pm
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    i think this is about me...

  • 34 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:40pm
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    He was probably a virgin hell-bent on pleasing you. Been there, done that.

  • 31 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:47pm
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    I think you two are too young to be fucking... has your first pube even popped out yet?

  • 28 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:36pm
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    A guy promised me that too!!! weird!! but in the end I was totally disappointed!! it sucked.. sad day for me..

  • 30 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:40pm
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    I thought it was sweet... doesn't that mean he cares if she does?

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:41pm
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    At least he cared enough to ask. Some guys dont even care if a girl has an O.

  • 27 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:42pm
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    twat a sensitive guy

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:54pm
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    love it! <3 so cute.

  • 27 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:40pm
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    Ive had someone do this to me too...it was akward because he was too drunk to really care...

  • 29 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:13pm
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    y'all both suck at sex

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:54pm
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    Girls fake it, a guy who wants to be sure he's doing a good job will take his precautions lol

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:02pm
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    Well did he do a good job and if he didn't then brake his dam pinky.

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:18pm
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    Its true, real men know. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:56pm
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    I totally know what you're talking about... some guy called the night after to make sure I had one.

  • 29 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:53pm
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    I just touch her asshole to make sure it spasms - no need to ask

  • 27 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:39pm
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    LOL, wow that is insecurity

  • 24 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:08pm
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    Hey if it's good pussy you may see if she cums or she takes it in the asshole, you may want to keep that bitch around!

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:53pm
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    ahhhh..the joy of being a pre-teen

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:02pm
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    5:53... I have bad news for you... If the girl does her kegels, she can not only verbally fake it, but she can fake those contractions too.

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:24pm
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    That's SO super sweet! It takes confidence to ask. Keeper.

  • 24 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:04pm
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    NO I DON'T BELIVE YOU! YOU'RE LYING! PINKY PROMISE!!!

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:41pm
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    Sounds like a real man.

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:03pm
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    More like a whole new level of insecurity.

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:53pm
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    Fake. Or ripped off from the breathalyzer one. Either way, fail.

  • 21 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:47am
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    Omg my ex made me do this too. So weird.

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:49pm
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    Ive already got a date with 2:03

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:03pm
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    i just took a huge shit and i came like 3 times. ima girl btw

  • 19 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:53am
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    So, maybe he was a virgin? So the fuck what? We're all virgins at some point. At least he cared enough to ask....

  • 24 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:06pm
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    I've had guys do this. Awk.

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:48pm
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    @ 2:03 lets hook up!!!

  • 22 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:27pm
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    I see no problem with this.

  • 19 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:06pm
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    Dip yer wick move on to the next chick

  • 23 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:16pm
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    LOLLLLLLL i had one boy do this too. good shit.

  • 24 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:56pm
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    okay, so, today is the day we eat what we want and shit out what we hate. we hate space, we hate tv, we like to eat hits of e. sometimes my brain doesnt work too good.

  • 20 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:16pm
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    that has totally happened to me...same guy? lol

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:07pm
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    I hit that spot like a fish hook... Hold that bitch like a bowling ball!

  • 20 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:59pm
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    davwe chsaprl want sum krsack

  • 20 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:23pm
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    False. Totally a playoff from the breathalizer one.

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:45pm
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    my mom just walked in on me masturbating and i switched to tfln real fast and got jizz on this text.

  • 23 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 7:22pm
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    "nut".....such a weird word.....

  • 21 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:58pm
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    Bang her and move onto the next pussy I say!!

  • 16 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:57pm
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    I can tell if she fakes it but it doesn't matter to me anymore . Been doing this too long to care if she has z good time or not.

  • 16 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:35pm
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    total ripoff from the breathalyzer

  • 28 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:56pm
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    WTF ??? Who cares if you cum? When a guy is slapping his balls into you, he really doesn't care at that particular moment if you are having a good time!

  • 13 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:47pm
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    Yes and I just had my first beer

  • 19 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:20pm
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    And i'm sure you still lied you fucking cunt

  • 19 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:04pm
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    456 u obviously can't satisfy a woman bc most guys do care and yes they can tell if she fakes

  • 19 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:19pm
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    Sheeeet I can go for a long time baby just pump her all day but I don't give a fuck if she cums. I get my nut offshe usually cums from the intense deep fucking I'm giving her

  • 14 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:24pm
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    Easy.....girls who found masterbation young cum young, girls who waited cuz it was "gross" cum later like 23,24. If u have to ask, u suck.

  • 14 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:54pm
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    Did u suck that bad -609 970 0869

  • 22 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:32pm
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    I'm taking a massive shit while reading this my asshole kinda hurts but I love that feeling when he shit is out ahhhh moment of relief!

  • 24 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:21pm
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    It doesn't matter if you had one as long as the guy got off