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  • 59 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:42pm
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    I'm not a stalker. Your window just happens to be by my favorite hiding bush.

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:24am
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    7:37 you make no fucking sense

  • 51 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:42pm
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    Sven if u have enough time on yur hands...well the hands won't be the only thing in yur hands

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:41am
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    Im not a stalker, i just drive by your house twice a night to see if your doing what you say your doing cuz i cant trust you

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:37pm
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    More like infatuation...not love.

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:23pm
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    You bring a whole new meaning to the word "douchebag".

  • 43 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:59pm
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    if your tht good you wouldnt need lube. she would be wet enough

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:50pm
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    Sorry 7:51, Suffolk sucks. Nassau ftw! Seriously, there's nothing in suffolk... Not that there's really that much in Nassau either... Ah welllllll. I like this text though :D

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:27pm
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    I heart you, Sven <3

  • 44 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:14pm
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    Rapists and serial killers start out as your friendly neighborhood stalker

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:35am
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    Stalking is fun it's 4 in the morning and I just drove by my girls house twice

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:16pm
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    I don't care what anyone says...this is funny...

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:29pm
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    You creeper.. They're gonna call the cops on your ass lol

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:49pm
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    I love big breasted blonde ladies :)

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:48pm
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    Hmmm, yeah, let's be honest. Stalking = obsession, not love. Don't screw yourself over, man, it's not worth it.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:07am
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    Dec. 21 6:47pm: Fuck you! <3 I can't wait till you experience hardcore REAL stalking. :D Love ya bitch! Muah.

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:42pm
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    Oh for Christ's sake. Lighten up you judgemental turds. If it's not a little over the top, you all shoot it down as lame. This is funny.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:12pm
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    I feel bad for whoever you "love".

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:47pm
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    Blocked is that you??!

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:49pm
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    stfu you know its funny. i posted it. =)

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:51pm
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    ohhh nassau kidsss. suffolk ftw!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:56pm
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    5:16 you've obviously never been the one "loved" if you think this is funny. It isn't even remotely funny when you have BTDT. It actually sux

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:37am
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    If I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window. -B453

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:47pm
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    WOW THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:31pm
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    Sven... i think you got too much time on your hands buddy..

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:53pm
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    That's what they all say

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:10pm
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    oh you long islanders, i definitely think i know this is from haha.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:46pm
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    I know someone like this.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:57pm
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    fkn stalker. go do the world a favor and put a gun in your mouth, then pull the trigger.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:47am
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    I'm a big breasted blondie ;) anyone want some?

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:31pm
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    i just shit myself....literally, feces in my pants. fuck you olive garden

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 8:00pm
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    I liked the one that said 'i'm not a stalker I just really want to talk to him'

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:02pm
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    stalky mcstalk stalk

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:30pm
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    This is so true, and with that being said let me say one word about this tfln: HA!

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:03pm
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    Yo 8:47 give me your number!

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:46am
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    yeeeeeah long island<3

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:47pm
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    Maybe it is love to you.

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:39pm
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    I love nothing more then moving a huge turd out of my tight anus

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:04pm
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    OMG I feel the same way!!!!!!!!!

  • 20 29
    Submitted by chrmadi on Mar 15, 11 at 9:42pm
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    I had a stalker once. He created fake Facebook accounts and talked to my guy friends to see where I was and if I was hooking up with them.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:04pm
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    and i HEAVILY agree with 5:49