Texts From Last Night · Marse's Favorites

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night

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(203): View more from Connecticut

this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins

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(714): View more from California

We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.

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I'll wait.

(714): View more from California

It can also be a hat.

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(925): View more from California

Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex

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(204): View more from Manitoba

we need to invent and abuse teleportation

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(541): View more from Oregon

I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?

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(240): View more from Maryland

The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!

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