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  • 73 66
    Submitted by W_T_F on May 10, 12 at 12:41pm

    Real friends don't spit on each other.

  • 55 41
    Submitted by She_a on May 10, 12 at 9:39pm

    What's friendly sex between good friends :)

  • 56 54
    Submitted by anaily92 on May 10, 12 at 12:54pm

    I might actually use this as a line... Well see how good it works.

    • 40 54
      Submitted by CrooklynCrook on May 11, 12 at 3:23pm

      Like a charm and everytime.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by mthib on May 10, 12 at 12:33pm

    There's no comments on this yet? Seriously? This one is kinda cute, possibly even t-shirt material...lol

  • 51 55
    Submitted by RileyK on May 10, 12 at 6:00pm

    Brilliant. I am going to steal this line; I definitely need more penises as friends.

    • 34 47
      Submitted by porksword on May 10, 12 at 10:42pm

      Theres always an asshole tagging along right behind them FYI.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by budman999 on May 11, 12 at 5:18pm

    You have such a wonderful way with words.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 10, 12 at 10:38pm

    He'll be your friend, but I gotta warn ya...he can be a real cock.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by porksword on May 10, 12 at 1:53pm

    His friends call him Dick.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by thillis_ on May 12, 12 at 4:30pm

    I submitted this. It worked. Just so you know. :)

  • 38 58
    Submitted by FreakAssLeo on Jun 5, 12 at 9:49am

    Every mans dreamed text to recieve......