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  • Submitted by agroupofninjas on Jun 21, 11 at 8:02pm

    oh clitoris! what light through yonder beaver break?

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      Submitted by Mikedeeznuts on Jun 21, 11 at 9:38pm

      Lmao

    • 46 55
      Submitted by Vulpus on Jun 21, 11 at 11:58pm

      Tis the yeast, and Vagisil is the drug

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 21, 11 at 5:32pm

    Want me to feel your pulse?

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    Submitted by myheartisyours on Jun 21, 11 at 5:57pm

    How could that possibly be a bad night?

  • 76 37
    Submitted by koji8123 on Jun 21, 11 at 7:06pm

    Sounds like an unforgettable night

  • 70 56
    Submitted by flrstfirst on Jun 22, 11 at 8:43am

    Be still my throbbing cock

  • 41 27
    Submitted by jrosem on Jun 21, 11 at 9:34pm

    yeeah san diego!

  • 46 40
    Submitted by happyone on Jun 22, 11 at 8:03am

    Rey Mysterio, is that you?

  • 41 39
    Submitted by AliO on Jun 22, 11 at 2:03am

    To jltc I agree 100% some people's replies are more funny than the actual text haha

  • 39 41
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jun 22, 11 at 1:37pm

    followed by "out, out, damned spot!"

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Phys on Jun 21, 11 at 5:48pm

    Your vagina has its own cell phone?

  • 32 40
    Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Jun 22, 11 at 9:07pm

    Shakespeare must have done some impressive postmortem writing since that phrase originated in the 1700s...

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 21, 11 at 5:59pm

    "gapping" would be better'

    • 34 39
      Submitted by FactChecker on Jun 22, 11 at 4:21am

      I believe you mean gaping.

  • 34 65
    Submitted by epaulk0 on Jun 21, 11 at 6:23pm

    This came from my area code... AWESOME

  • 37 81
    Submitted by titandusk on Jun 21, 11 at 4:25pm

    I'm sorry I just have that effect on woman!

  • 39 93
    Submitted by FML_FTW on Jun 21, 11 at 4:58pm

    1st, 2nd and 3rd

  • Submitted by hott0ttie on Jun 21, 11 at 10:11pm

    way to take a line from a postal service song and add the word vagina to it. fucking homo

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      Submitted by Rooon55 on Jun 21, 11 at 10:21pm

      Actually that would be Shakespeare, you "fucking homo".

      • 41 39
        Submitted by jltc on Jun 22, 11 at 12:20am

        I really wish you could "thumbs up" other people's replies...

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          Submitted by Maybach1 on Jun 26, 11 at 5:10pm

          ~thumbs ups this reply~