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  • 64 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:59pm

    As others have pointed out already, "Fuck me on your lunch break" is pretty much something EVERY guy wants to receive in a text message. He will not think less of you for not being "ladylike." He may, in fact, decide right then and there to marry you. Have fun! (-:

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:19am

    8:13 destroyed the joke I wanted to say. I'm jealous.

  • 51 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:19am

    ^---- Hipsters love phraseological egotism, like celebrities love hybrids. Oh smugness.

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:56am

    I received one being straight forward,def the way to go.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:08pm

    fuck ladylike! He may not respond to a nice way, but he will DEFINITELY respond to "Fuck me on your lunch break" It's all about results here

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:23pm

    "Wow, I really fancy a hot dog. Know where I could get one?"

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:47pm

    Y'all is a valid contraction. It stands for "YOU + ALL." In Spanish there exists a parallel in that it has the vosotros form for pronouns and even verb conjugation. So yeah, y'all (or in yuppie speak "ALL OF YOU PEOPLE") can suck my dick.

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:57am

    Every guy in the history of guys would love to receive a text message that said "fuck me on your lunch break?". If you insist on being a little more discrete you could always try "You should stop by on your lunch break for a nooner!". If for some reason he is just not understanding you properly you could always resort back to "Get your ass over her and fuck me on your lunch break?". Either way, enjoy.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:42pm

    afternoon delight. that's all you need to say

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:52pm

    That's the point of the text 1:16, fuck.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:47pm

    too many haters on this site

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:01pm

    Wtf is wrong with using yall? Who the fuck cares if the apostrophe is in the right place. Most people type like they talk, so if I use yall in a sentence then I mean yall!

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:42am

    10:19 should go back to bed and try again. He is already failing miserably at life today.

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:22am

    well 8:25 (1st one) scooped the pool. I lol'd

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:25am

    I think you should copy 8:13 word for word in a text.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:24am

    "y'all" Is typically associated with people who are inbred.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:13am

    "Why I say dear sir, would you please indulge yourself in some afternoon delight on this mighty fine day? I must say I am all prettied up and ready to entertain."

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:01pm

    "Busy during lunch? You can do whatever you want to me..."

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:22pm

    oOo 4:04, I think I may just need to try that!

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:47am

    how about just telling him? Why do you need a website?

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:52pm

    Wanna have some Tea and me?

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:41am

    I was going to say you should curtsey afterward, but I think 8:13 has a better idea.

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:45pm

    1042 hahahahahahahahahaahahahah

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:33pm

    I know the guy - and he wouldn't. He needs it to be in a car at 3am or no dice.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:54pm

    You could always ask him to "funch". It's fucking during lunch. He'll get it.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:27pm

    Let's have lunch and I'll tell you.

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:50am

    ^ hahaha! too funny

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:57pm

    Good thing conn. Has so much inbreeding :-D especially the area around uconn

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:01pm

    JUST SAY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME LUNCHABILITY

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:04am

    if i ever get a text like this i'll know life is great

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:32am

    haaa 1019 ur a clown redneck

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:25am

    "why I say, kind sir. Would you put it in my pooper like it's 1899..."

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:57am

    nooner. you're a dumbass & don't deserve a nooner if you need help asking for them.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:56am

    Why not just say: ' Have me for lunch? '

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:06am

    sounds like a good situation. hope he doesn't disappoint with a little weinie.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:22pm

    Maybe if she sounded sluttier more often, she'd be more likely to get some from her man and not have to ask.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:30am

    i usually go for "so what's for lunch?" but that's because my man knows what i'm implying, lol. "fuck me on your lunch break" sounds just fine to me!

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:11am

    Don't bother being ladylike... short and to the point is the way to go with this one.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:24am

    tell him on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site. then he'll get the hint without having to be too forward ;)

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:19am

    Y'all are stupid assholes - the text is to the dude she wants to fuck.

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:06am

    no guy is going to care about the way you ask. just ask him to fuck and he'll agree.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:15pm

    "do me over a bologna sandwich"

  • 32 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:12am

    Wtf is wrong with the word y'all? I'm from Connecticut and I use y'all.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:27am

    says the guy saying "y'all"...

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:18am

    8:13 was a lame attempt at trying to be funny. sorry dude, had potential, but u didnt deliver

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:19pm

    You and me. Somewhere quiet. NOW!

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:41am

    "i know a grear place were we can eat out"

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:56am

    oh my god.. i have wonder the same thing many times.

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:13pm

    it may be what every guy wants to hear, but the OP is asking for a classier way to say it... She wants to sound lady-like, not like most of the sluts who post on here.

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:15am

    8:11 is correct. So is 9:57

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:33am

    4:04 = amazing idea. Definitely going to have to try that

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:09am

    11:05 practically rhymes :D OOOOOH REDNECKS.

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:36pm

    I'd have to agree with the blunt, to the point "fuck me on your lunch break." However it WOULD be much more amusing to ask for some afternoon delight.

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:16pm

    If you skip you're lunch break, you'll get to eat out something else.

  • 30 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:01pm

    straight to the point is pretty good. but according to 5 33, this guy is a douche. id skip all together

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:43pm

    "Have sex with me during your lunch break?" Classier yet still stunningly effective.

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:04pm

    Look at the person you are trying to fuck and tell them that you are interested in some "hands on strategy work out" ideas for your latest project. Wink slyly and say that you have 69 great ideas to try out in thirty minutes.

  • 30 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:29pm

    I got on once that said, "I want your P in my V" I got the idea

  • 31 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:46pm

    I want you to destroy my genitals NOW! Pls

  • 28 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:33pm

    Sans lunchables...Fuckables!!

  • 22 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:05am

    Ya'll's balls are small.

  • 22 55
    Submitted by whodoesit66 on Mar 28, 10 at 8:18pm

    "Naked Lunch"

  • 27 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:04pm

    who the fuck would actually take the time to type in redneck? I guess you feel that the apostrophe isn't used enough so you have to put it where it doesn't belong.