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(240): View more from Maryland

Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer

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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love

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I remember it like it was tomorrow.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.

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