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  • Submitted by supertrooper on Aug 16, 10 at 10:02am

    Handjobs, so easy, even guys can do them.

  • Submitted by FattyMcTubkins on Aug 16, 10 at 8:53am

    Next step: autofellatio.

  • Submitted by iJordan on Aug 16, 10 at 8:16am

    bahahahahaha, that's just nasty.

  • Submitted by CaptAmazing on Aug 16, 10 at 9:23am

    Well, nobody knows you better but gotta say I'm a bigger fan of the chicks doing the work.

  • Submitted by yourconscience on Aug 16, 10 at 11:08am

    "I'm giving Frank a handy underneath the table." \n"Easy....now you're just mashing it"

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      Submitted by amanduh14 on Oct 21, 12 at 2:09am

      yes!!! an its always sunny reference!!

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    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 16, 10 at 1:32pm

    Why is anyone jacking off to Macaulay Culkin???

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    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 17, 10 at 5:01pm

    If you want something done right, do it yourself

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    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Aug 16, 10 at 9:15am

    A lot of handjob texts making thru it lately.

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    Submitted by destructo on Aug 17, 10 at 12:35am

    " OUCH! it won't reach my mouth, if I could do my self I'd probably never leave the house...."\n-Bloodhound Gang-

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    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 16, 10 at 1:03pm

    Glad this is not a picture message instead!

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    Submitted by Selena4116 on Aug 17, 10 at 12:44am

    Lmao. Classic

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    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 16, 10 at 8:56am

    this is what maralyn manson said just before he cut out some ribs so he could suck his own dick

  • 66 73
    Submitted by JohnnyJohn on Aug 17, 10 at 2:43am

    .....Solo Dolo

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    Submitted by bubbalees on Jul 29, 11 at 12:52pm

    Love it

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 16, 10 at 12:49pm

    i beat my dick like it owes me money. pay up mofo

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    Submitted by supriya on Aug 17, 10 at 3:06pm

    That's my area code !:)

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    Submitted by tmccleaf1171 on Jul 10, 11 at 6:59pm

    Fast five

  • Submitted by M3GATR0N on Aug 16, 10 at 8:09am

    ... oh and FIRST!

  • Submitted by M3GATR0N on Aug 16, 10 at 8:08am

    Really? How old are you? Try sleeping on ur arm and waking up with ur arm completely numb. Then hj urself and it feels like someone else is doing it!