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(720): View more from Colorado

i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?

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(507): View more from Minnesota

We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.

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I'd say they're off to a great start!

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(407): View more from Florida

Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...

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(541): View more from Oregon

So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

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(910): View more from North Carolina

You went to jail last night?!

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Just a little bit.

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(936): View more from Texas

I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall

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