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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?

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(863): View more from Florida

The porch is breathing.

(813): View more from Florida

STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT

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(319): View more from Iowa

How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?

(720): View more from Colorado

I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.

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(954): View more from Florida

"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.

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(210): View more from Texas

Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here

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(850): View more from Florida

He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson

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