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  • Submitted by firefightersipes on May 20, 12 at 3:31pm

    Gays: doing it right since '69...

  • Submitted by Occisor on May 20, 12 at 5:18pm

    Whatever team your playing for good work!

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      Submitted by Sanhe on May 25, 12 at 5:23am

      asdf

  • Submitted by PenisVagina on May 20, 12 at 3:48pm

    Everyone is so homophobic, I think it's because they are jealous they can't make anyone orgasm.

  • Submitted by KyleUndefined on May 21, 12 at 2:39am

    LOL @ FDMedic47. So two girls kissing is fine, but when it's guys it's "nasty as hell"? Grow up, you sound like a pubescent teenager.

  • Submitted by WittyUsername on May 20, 12 at 10:38pm

    Probably a bi person. A bi person who I definitely want to meet!

  • Submitted by coitalfun15 on May 20, 12 at 3:33pm

    I hope this was an ex lesbian

  • 69 51
    Submitted by qu33rbitch on May 21, 12 at 10:00am

    OP is a pansexual chick who has been thoroughly enjoying her new girlfriend...

  • 62 42
    Submitted by kcs99 on May 21, 12 at 7:33am

    Sounds like the OP just got sprung. Congrats, man!

  • 61 46
    Submitted by Sanhe on May 25, 12 at 5:22am

    ololo

  • 58 42
    Submitted by gingervitus0901 on May 21, 12 at 7:50am

    Ass-a-chusetts

  • 64 59
    Submitted by iamchupacabra on May 23, 12 at 1:03pm

    maybe its a dude who just got outta jail

  • 55 42
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 23, 12 at 8:18am

    Does she know that?

  • 57 49
    Submitted by cireretals on May 22, 12 at 7:36am

    So lesbian or g a y dude, that is the question.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by mathhoe95 on May 21, 12 at 9:38am

    Yeah, but why'd you make it her voicemail?

  • 56 57
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 23, 12 at 8:21am

    The OP is definitely a chick. So all the homo grossed out dude remarks can stop

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Ahhaynie on May 21, 12 at 12:51pm

    Hell no don't let him become a cop, there's enough bigot bastards there already.

  • 42 34
    Submitted by hthurow on Jun 14, 12 at 3:13pm

    are you a man or woman?

  • 57 70
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 21, 12 at 4:31am

    Definately a chic.

  • 42 43
    Submitted by noahochoa on Jun 14, 12 at 8:33pm

    mmmh.. i think those tears are from the non-consensual penetration and struggle

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    Submitted by Beachbum111 on Jul 3, 13 at 11:31am

    Clearly winning all the way around!!!

  • Submitted by pinkispretty on May 20, 12 at 3:36pm

    Well I liked the first part... But I didn't need to know the second.

  • Submitted by FDMedic47 on May 20, 12 at 3:39pm

    Please tell me this was an ex lesbian otherwise it's nasty as hell

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      Submitted by firefightersipes on May 20, 12 at 4:23pm

      As a fellow member of the fire service, I honestly hope you don't exhibit that behavior to your patients. Grow up, or switch to the police instead.

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        Submitted by Hereforthefood on May 24, 12 at 7:45am

        So all cops are allowed or presumed to be assholes, and all firefighters are not? Ignorant.

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      Submitted by Occisor on May 21, 12 at 12:42pm

      Does it really matter, they both had a good time.