Texts From Last Night · oopsishitagain's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

oopsishitagain's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(318): View more from Louisiana

We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..

Fav 3 4398 1459
share tweet
(845): View more from New York

You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.

Fav 4 5230 1257
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(519): View more from Ontario

all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"

Fav 14 4773 1656
share tweet
(312): View more from Illinois

If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin

Fav 9 863 1283
share tweet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Read it at the TFLN blog
(573): View more from Missouri

The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season

Fav 37 2131 9749
share tweet
(518): View more from New York

I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.

Fav 13 1685 4854
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"

Fav 6 2026 1019
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(606): View more from Kentucky

after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.

Fav 17 6000 1233
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT