Texts From Last Night · forbak9's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

forbak9's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(763): View more from Minnesota

So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.

Fav 28 892 5238
share tweet
(413): View more from Massachusetts

Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.

Fav 8 2995 952
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(774): View more from Massachusetts

I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.

Fav 9 4442 1242
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(817): View more from Texas

At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.

Fav 24 8472 1577
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT