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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.

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(310): View more from California

While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.

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(847): View more from Illinois

what did you hear about me?

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that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around

(630): View more from Illinois

that was hard to say and not laugh

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(334): View more from Alabama

babies were throwing up all over the place

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.

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did he notice?

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..

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