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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:28pm

    First rule about Fight Club is, don't post Jack's haikus on TFLN

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      Submitted by alphabet on Jan 17, 10 at 2:25am

      his name wasn’t jack...\nthe narrator was nameless. nice try though

      • 68 82
        Submitted by pancakeRgood on Jan 17, 10 at 8:28am

        i was gonna comment and say you are wrong, but you are correct, well done sir, i must say... well done

      • 62 74
        Submitted by frawd on Jan 18, 10 at 4:00am

        "i am jack's complete lack of surprise." so his name isn't jack, but what else are you gonna call him? the narrator? fuck that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:15am

    Funny stuff. The director and author refer to the narrator as Jack. Best info learned from commentaries. Booyah

  • 93 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 4:10pm

    Oh foolish worker bee, i'm your fucking queen -Tim kasher

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:33pm

    His name was Jack. Chuck said so himself in one of his Q

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:39am

    He was Joe in the book. You posers. Neuter Yourselvses with pills and smoke.

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      Submitted by marieeee on Jan 21, 10 at 5:02am

      Actually the narrator was nameless in the book, and in the movie as far as I know, but I've only seen the movie once, I've read the book three or four times..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 4:01pm

    Amazing haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 1:35pm

    Ok I was reading these comments and then I saw it the fuck tard know it all who said Jack and Tyler durdant are the same person. I hate you did you even watch the movie? Brad Pitt and Edward norton are both Tyler durdant Jack is a fictional goddamn character who was in the book s in the basement of that shitty house

    • 54 63
      Submitted by Hodge101 on Oct 29, 10 at 9:41am

      if you gonna be that fucking aggressive about it, at least make some sense, Tyler Durden not Durdant you fucking idiot.

  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:31am

    Why the fuck would someone not naming any times go look up the area code just assuming, And also because a shit load of people move to Hawaii to smoke k? Foreal 808 all day baby.

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:14pm

    Hahaha this is awesome

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Shuya on Jan 16, 10 at 1:20pm

    Someone was watching fight club last night.

  • 84 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:07pm

    hahaha...awesome fight club reference. best tfln in a long time

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:06pm

    Hahahaha I've had many converstations like this

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 8:23pm

    Atta boy 808, keep it real bruddah!

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Whatever on Jan 16, 10 at 1:57pm

    Dude! I totally just watched Fight Club for the first time last night! This text is awesome!

  • 79 94
    Submitted by ayojdeezy on Jan 19, 10 at 2:06pm

    bahahahahaha

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 3:53am

    Bahahahaha

  • 79 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:19am

    When you post from mobile you can't use the (1-original area code) thing to show a reply so they might have just used a random one because they couldn't.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 10:42am

    Actually his name was Cornelius. Duh

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 11:10am

    Lmfao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 6:16am

    hahahah

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    Submitted by Dave on Jan 16, 10 at 2:33pm

    Hasn't anyone noticed that the area codes say they're from Hawaii and Pennsylvania? That's one helluva commute, no?

    • 77 81
      Submitted by anon33 on Jan 16, 10 at 2:38pm

      I am going to take the parsimonious route and say maybe they go to school together in Hawaii or PA.

    • 52 98
      Submitted by lovecitylights on Jan 16, 10 at 11:39pm

      Usually when you go away to school you keep your number from back home.

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:31pm

    First rule about Fight Club: don't post Jack's haiku from Fight Club

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    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 16, 10 at 1:08pm

    Damn I moderated a lot of texts that made it the past 2 days.

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:07pm

    f1rsties

  • 73 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:09pm

    Very clever for a stoner!

  • 70 94
    Submitted by AlexMcFly on Jan 19, 10 at 7:22pm

    Jack is the name given to Ed Norton's character in the screenplay only.

  • 63 81
    Submitted by ATRiUS on Jan 17, 10 at 6:22am

    Love it.

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:25pm

    bwahahahahahaha!!

  • 66 89
    Submitted by shannontaylor12 on Jan 18, 10 at 3:39pm

    going from pennsylvania to hawaii to smoke? that's dedication,,

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:24pm

    Win!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 4:04am

    Tyler Durden and Jack are the same person you stupid fucks. Watch the movie again and realize how stupid you are.

    • Submitted by TheFirstRule on Jan 19, 10 at 12:49am

      !!!! For the last time, "Jack" is NOT a person. Tyler is the name of the narrator. The reference to "Jack" comes from the magazine articles littering the broken down house. The name "Jack" has nothing to do whatsoever with the narrator.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 8:02pm

    Fight club reference

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:57pm

    Favorite for sure

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:36pm

    Jack is the name used to refer to the narrator dumbass

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      Submitted by TheFirstRule on Jan 19, 10 at 12:47am

      Wrong. The narrator's name is Tyler Durden. "Jack" is an ironic name that he makes up to refer to the magazine series with stories from the perspective of bodily organs, thus: "I am Jack's total lack of surprise", "I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection". Look it up.

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:09pm

    first?

  • 51 64
    Submitted by makamae on May 4, 10 at 12:10am

    Dude i wanna get high right now

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 8:45pm

    10:42 is FUCKING RETARDED

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:33am

    Hey fucko, my girlfriend rolls the blunt then blows me. So tell me, how does my dick taste? *sluuuuurppppp*

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 4:32pm

    oh, tyler durden.

  • Submitted by reaper4012 on Jan 17, 10 at 9:56pm

    so uh this made me laugh

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    Submitted by lollygagger on Feb 16, 10 at 8:31pm

    In the book it is implied that Jack could be the narrators name, but that is just an implication there's nothing official! And I must say I'm getting pissed off about how many of you are talking about watching the movie! If you have only seen the movie you are not allowed to correct anyone..... because you don't even know half of the story!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:32am

    Hahahahahahaha

  • 37 44
    Submitted by 6Rockstar9 on Jul 4, 11 at 10:01am

    i laughed hard at this one

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:17pm

    1:28, that's not Jack's haiku. It's Tyler Durden's. Jack is the guy that used to live in the house he lives in. He just says "I am Jack's..." because that was in all those books in the house.

    • 51 86
      Submitted by Xaith on Jan 16, 10 at 7:37pm

      Many people refer to Edward Norton's character as The Narrator, or in some cases, Jack, as that is what he was called in the original screenplay.

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        Submitted by TheFirstRule on Jan 19, 10 at 12:51am

        Not my words, but this sums it up the best:\n\nEdward Norton's character was actually Tyler Durden. In the movie he didn't have a name.\n\nWhen he was talking to Marla on the phone he actually asked her what his name was - and she said Tyler Durden. That was the twist in the movie....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:41pm

    The narrator doesn't have a name. He's just the narrator. That doesn't mean his name is Tyler Durden either. Tyler is a personality he made up to cope with life. Just watch the DVD commentary with David finches.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 3:00am

    From the fight club

  • 50 79
    Submitted by 6666 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:29pm

    I can totally see this person just rocking back and forth wispering this lmao

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:38pm

    Cornelius was just the name he used at testicular cancer. He used other names as well like Tyler or Ralph. Jack( or Joe in the book) comes from the organ articles in readers digesst. The narrator has no REAL name that the audience discovers

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:53pm

    LMFAO

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:08pm

    Fff

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:10pm

    Doesn't sound like poking smot sounds like som CID or shrooms lol

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    Submitted by unorthodox_spork on Nov 25, 10 at 3:23am

    Gentlemen and Lady, did we learn nothing from this masterpiece? This is not your haiku, nor is it my haiku; This isn't Jack's nor is it Tyler's. This is our haiku. so stop bitching about it and ruining it for the rest of us.

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 10:32pm

    I am jacks flaming sense of rejection.

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:50am

    Fight club yess.

  • Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 16, 10 at 1:15pm

    ::yawn:: lame. Im sure you stoner teens will hate this comment so here's my pre-emptive fuck you and your small cocks. i bang your gf's while youre getting high.

    • 78 88
      Submitted by phillypride3 on Jan 16, 10 at 4:27pm

      did u go to college? or do u just pump yourself up on the internet to make yourself feel cool?

      • 45 54
        Submitted by Hodge101 on Oct 29, 10 at 9:46am

        you got served.....

  • 25 52
    Submitted by shootz on May 25, 11 at 6:17am

    LOL. fucking awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:56am

    814 represent!