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(256): View more from Alabama

You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.

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(513): View more from Ohio

she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."

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(308): View more from Nebraska

What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?

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(541): View more from Oregon

I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.

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(520): View more from Arizona

So you had sex with my brother?

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It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.

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(630): View more from Illinois

everybody makes mistakes

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i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances

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(647): View more from Ontario

she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'

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(313): View more from Michigan

Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"

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