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  • Submitted by CitizenScrappy on Aug 10, 10 at 5:06pm

    The king deserves his throne!

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    Submitted by notTexan on Aug 10, 10 at 8:53pm

    If you're passed out you don't repeat phrases, shitfucker.

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    Submitted by fleischer911 on Aug 11, 10 at 1:45am

    Rulebook it's you AIN'T NOTHIN but a hound dog. Sadly over half of y'all can't even sing one Elvis song.

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    Submitted by mauiwowie on Aug 10, 10 at 8:18pm

    Gettin sloppy rulebook, maybe you shouldn't comment on every single text

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    Submitted by stig on Aug 11, 10 at 2:23am

    How where you talking if you were passed out?

  • 55 50
    Submitted by haha1 on Aug 10, 10 at 8:27pm

    i agree with mauiwowie rule book you have to choose your battles some arent worth commenting on

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    Submitted by JTGrogan on Aug 10, 10 at 6:59pm

    @dthbrngr: well don't you feel like a douche right about now?

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    Submitted by sandeepdots on Aug 11, 10 at 6:49am

    :)

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    Submitted by belle_darkheart on Aug 10, 10 at 9:54pm

    So apparently you talk in your state of "passed out." I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're uber dumb and mom and dad should take away your cell phone.

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    Submitted by kmomokbs on Aug 10, 10 at 9:23pm

    shittn on a toylet like elvis like a boss

  • 50 59
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 10, 10 at 6:22pm

    drunk shits are the worst

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    Submitted by PerfectHaze on Aug 11, 10 at 1:58am

    People who think serial commenters are funny just make me depressed, the only good comments I've ever read are anon or just random people, not jeff, rulebook, firsty, etc. People who think they are likely the same tools who made lolcats popular.

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      Submitted by firsty on Aug 11, 10 at 1:26pm

      I can haz pretzel?

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      Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 11, 10 at 2:01pm

      Can I haz rulebook?

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    Submitted by mikekid567 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:31pm

    If by elvis u mean singing on the toilet who isnt elvis?

  • 42 51
    Submitted by 13sblair on Aug 12, 10 at 7:50pm

    Lmfao

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    Submitted by PolarBare on Aug 12, 10 at 1:25am

    Mintyshake... I am saddened you know Elvis' favorite snacks. Moreso that I understood 

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    Submitted by fistin_grannies on Aug 11, 10 at 7:21am

    did Elvis died?

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    Submitted by Flyers108 on Aug 10, 10 at 5:10pm

    haha great sftlolz

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Borat on Aug 11, 10 at 12:35am

    King in the castle, king in the castle.

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    Submitted by tarax on Aug 10, 10 at 11:24pm

    Awsomeness

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    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 11, 10 at 8:19am

    U musta been crapping bacon, bananas, peanut butter and quualudes- good night!

  • 42 57
    Submitted by spewtaine on Aug 13, 10 at 10:33pm

    Elvis sucked

  • 41 57
    Submitted by juanv124 on Aug 10, 10 at 6:21pm

    Haha that is awesome

  • 40 55
    Submitted by derrickster on Aug 10, 10 at 6:11pm

    awesome

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 10, 10 at 8:14pm

    Rule 573: You are nothing but a hound dog.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by xyzxyz on Aug 10, 10 at 5:04pm

    coolness two firsts

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    Submitted by dthbrngr on Aug 10, 10 at 5:27pm

    First!

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    Submitted by urallstupid on Aug 10, 10 at 5:25pm

    Oh wow! You're so cool.

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    Submitted by madmike91 on Aug 11, 10 at 12:18am

    rip Elvis 4eva and alwaiz

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    Submitted by nbhilliard on Aug 10, 10 at 6:35pm

    Musta been one hell of a shit! Lol probably ate one to many burritos.

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    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 10, 10 at 5:47pm

    A hunka hunka burnin love....

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    Submitted by WTCsn on Aug 11, 10 at 9:02am

    To 2:23 a.m., some people talk in their sleep. Maybe it's worse when they have been drinking.

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    Submitted by brandonbatchelor on Aug 10, 10 at 9:00pm

    Great balls of fire!