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  • Submitted by combatwombat04 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:07am

    You don't!

  • Submitted by Unverified on Apr 7, 10 at 11:27am

    Just say its fun dip for adults

  • 95 87
    Submitted by maynard on Apr 7, 10 at 11:18am

    Just explain that it's a disgusting addiction that kills people. Also to never touch it.

  • 81 60
    Submitted by bsitz on Apr 7, 10 at 11:51am

    Im not addicted to cocaine....i just love the way it smells!!! RP

  • 61 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 1:21pm

    Don't say its for adults only because then theyll really want it, and don't say its sweets.

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 3:32pm

    Cocaine is a helluva drug

  • 53 42
    Submitted by flashz on Apr 7, 10 at 12:28pm

    12:21\nIf you have such a high IQ shouldn't you be able to spell "connoisseur"? Haha

  • 58 53
    Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 7, 10 at 6:13pm

    You dont want none of this shit Dewey.

    • 36 53
      Submitted by kremmel on Apr 9, 10 at 2:57pm

      Excuse me?? I do not do cocaine, it doesn't do jack shit for me. Also, Dewey is 13.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 7:20pm

    Like this , " You know that star you get on super Mario ? Well, it's like that. "

  • 47 54
    Submitted by fml26 on Apr 7, 10 at 6:29pm

    You start by putting the phone down.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 7:54pm

    powdered sugar!!!

  • 38 41
    Submitted by mastymike on Apr 8, 10 at 1:16pm

    Boob

  • 49 64
    Submitted by beezy1011 on Apr 7, 10 at 12:37pm

    you don't...

  • 44 55
    Submitted by connorfagin on Apr 8, 10 at 7:37am

    You don't

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Azrael on Apr 8, 10 at 7:54pm

    @7:20 Best. Explaination. Ever.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by rthshuskie2010 on Apr 7, 10 at 2:55pm

    there are times when you get suckered in, by drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay...

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:33am

    veeeeery sloooooowly

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 12:20pm

    845 again!!! Really Go do something with your life

  • 40 52
    Submitted by crazyjay34 on Apr 8, 10 at 12:44am

    Don't do drugs cuz drugs r bad mkay

  • 43 59
    Submitted by thomasjohmas on Apr 8, 10 at 6:28pm

    It makes your nose bleed and your dick shrink.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by golightly on Apr 8, 10 at 12:19am

    YOU DONT

  • 37 48
    Submitted by kyl35s on Apr 13, 10 at 8:41am

    Very carefully

  • 42 59
    Submitted by aewins39668 on Jul 4, 10 at 8:06pm

    No need!! The drugs are filtering down into primary schools now.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by theohioviking on Apr 7, 10 at 4:43pm

    It's like super sugar.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by codii on Apr 7, 10 at 2:47pm

    You don't... Tell them to wait a couple of years

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 6:51pm

    Poughkeepsie showing it's true colors

  • 47 73
    Submitted by asdfghjll on Apr 8, 10 at 1:20am

    Booger sugar.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 7, 10 at 3:08pm

    Carefully. Nasty stuff.

  • 29 38
    Submitted by darian_darian on Apr 29, 11 at 11:43pm

    It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings!! It's a nightmare!!

  • 43 67
    Submitted by bigdack on Apr 7, 10 at 12:25pm

    I love penis

  • 37 55
    Submitted by lemonjuice on Apr 7, 10 at 12:16pm

    Pixie sticks for the nose. Adult usage only.

  • 50 82
    Submitted by DexedreinFTW on Apr 7, 10 at 11:30am

    Why would a 9 year old be asking about cocaine? \nTell the kid it's suger for adults

  • 33 50
    Submitted by USAFSO on Apr 8, 10 at 12:18am

    Adult sugar

  • 43 72
    Submitted by east on Apr 7, 10 at 3:18pm

    give them a bump and let them learn for themselves

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Apr 8, 10 at 12:14pm

    7:20 nailed it!

  • 34 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 11:24pm

    Magical Fairy Dust... for adults

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Silk5 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:44pm

    If u love the way it smells then ur an addict dumbass

  • 24 41
    Submitted by bkerr on Jan 25, 12 at 8:36am

    The only way to explain it to anyone is as awesome

  • 35 63
    Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:07pm

    It's a special medicine that you use to cure depression

  • 30 56
    Submitted by homegrown2420 on Apr 9, 10 at 7:36am

    Like chalk his teacher uses on the blackboard remind it goes on the blackboard not mirrors

  • 40 79
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 8, 10 at 12:16am

    Nose candy?

  • 49 97
    Submitted by MegaFistPump on Apr 7, 10 at 11:28am

    Tell them that it's powdered sugar for the nose. If you sniff real hard, then you feel better.

  • 28 59
    Submitted by whyyoumad on Jun 15, 10 at 12:52am

    don't lol

  • 38 84
    Submitted by addiesmybaby on Apr 8, 10 at 9:23am

    You don't period, geez I wish there weren't so many fucking losers out there.

  • 41 92
    Submitted by amikewlorwhat on Apr 7, 10 at 12:21pm

    I mean I am a connoseur of cocaine myself (great drug for ppl with a high enough IQ and some self control), but u DO NOT explain cocaine to a 9 yr old lol

  • 33 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 12:31pm

    Sugar for Grown-ups