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(+61): View more from Australia

IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.

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(315): View more from New York

Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?

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Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.

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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...

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(559): View more from California

Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.

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