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  • 219 54
    Submitted by porksword on Aug 23, 12 at 5:28pm
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    Last time he got nailed, it didn't go so well. Word is he's hung though.

  • 119 65
    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Aug 23, 12 at 5:10pm
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    Obviously. It takes him 3 days to rise.

  • 82 55
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 23, 12 at 8:08pm
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    As long as there's a Second Coming. (window seat, vegetarian meal, please)

  • 79 62
    Submitted by jiveturkey007 on Aug 23, 12 at 8:06pm
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    No one fucks with the Jesus

  • 70 56
    Submitted by revjim on Aug 23, 12 at 7:05pm
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    I thought that his middle name was "Fukin"?

  • 60 47
    Submitted by oopsishitagain on Aug 23, 12 at 8:48pm
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    Porksword... Hilarious

  • 51 49
    Submitted by jessdrumm on Aug 23, 12 at 10:22pm
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    I added this to my favorites solely for the comments. Hilarious!

  • 46 39
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 23, 12 at 8:43pm
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    @revjim no the "H" stands for "Haploid".

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Madcritter on Aug 23, 12 at 7:02pm
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    Jesus joke.

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Tigr0u on Aug 24, 12 at 12:01pm
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    In French "Je sus" means "I suck"

  • 50 54
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Aug 24, 12 at 3:51am
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    They played wine pong after the last supper, it took Jesus three days to sleep off that hangover!

  • 52 60
    Submitted by jfunchion16 on Aug 23, 12 at 5:54pm
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    Heard he's miraculous though.

  • 46 52
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 24, 12 at 1:31am
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    Gives a whole new meaning to "Fucking Christ!"

  • 40 42
    Submitted by icebreaker445 on Aug 24, 12 at 2:14pm
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    Porksword, well done sir.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by b_a_droid on Aug 24, 12 at 8:03am
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    Not you fat Jesus!

  • 46 60
    Submitted by ssjx7squall on Aug 23, 12 at 8:56pm
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    what would Jesus do?

  • 45 60
    Submitted by tc_24_7 on Aug 23, 12 at 9:49pm
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    May the power of christ compel you!

  • 49 94
    Submitted by Lilfreak269 on Aug 24, 12 at 6:19am
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    @porksword not funny.... Not funny at all...

    • 9 12
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 10, 12 at 10:31pm
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      @Lilfreak the reason so many religious people become psychopaths is because they take their beliefs too seriously... learn to laugh at yourself.

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    Submitted by SavagePsycho on Apr 27, 13 at 9:36am
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    When you guys die, just give Satan your accounts here, and you will be given the VIP treatment. On the plus side, I'll be there waiting, and you guys are fucking hilarious. Well done, Porksword.