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  • 67 45
    Submitted by gidget_zombie on Sep 29, 12 at 9:19am

    Priorities.

  • 51 43
    Submitted by gadawgs23 on Sep 29, 12 at 3:28pm

    Orrrr use his face as a chair and make mac n cheese... You both win

  • 47 51
    Submitted by gabraham on Sep 29, 12 at 9:47am

    Uh sounds like she's the one that needs finishing. Definitely avoiding the babeality. Good for you.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Donotdiscard on Sep 29, 12 at 9:57am

    ...but I like mac and cheese

  • 40 55
    Submitted by l8erg8or on Sep 29, 12 at 10:58am

    New Mortal Kombat move?

  • 31 52
    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 3, 12 at 8:50am

    Or untie him

  • 31 52
    Submitted by skeezer on Sep 29, 12 at 11:50am

    OP is talking to a guy...

  • 30 52
    Submitted by Saeglopur on Oct 4, 12 at 10:52pm

    FATALITY

  • 28 53
    Submitted by actcohen on Sep 29, 12 at 9:51pm

    Um that would be weird to explain to the cops he died from someone sitting on his face.