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  I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.

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• Drock you must be so proud

  Submitted by guitarfreak664 on Aug 21, 12 at 11:47am

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• This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow....

  Submitted by ScmexyEsmeralda on Aug 22, 12 at 10:16pm

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• @D_Rock___ you must be fun at parties

  Submitted by italiana on Aug 26, 12 at 9:29am

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• Mojack is a good one

  Submitted by Lostsoul54 on Aug 22, 12 at 6:45am

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• I think the whole point was to sound like it was from the movies

  Submitted by Ivos43 on Aug 21, 12 at 1:20pm

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• Yet another idea that was only brilliant in theory.

  Submitted by jbwarner86 on Aug 23, 12 at 1:14pm

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• Well, now, Captain Jack will get you high tonight.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 21, 12 at 8:30pm

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• ....first words lol

  Submitted by krazeybeautiful on Aug 21, 12 at 7:37pm

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• @drock. Wat about say a screwdriver? How did that get it's name? It's ok for drinks to have an extra word in there.. Sex on the beach? Idk if they can put sex in a drink so that doesnt make sense either. The sparrow was added just cause it made the drink sound cool

  Submitted by forlorn420 on Oct 19, 12 at 11:45am

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• And that folks is how my cat got his name; Captain Jack

  Submitted by whoops9 on Aug 22, 12 at 8:51pm

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• Where does the sparrow come from, besides the movies? Jack Morgan would be a more appropriate name. Or Pirate Jack Morgan, Pirate Morgan Jack. JM's Booty. MoJack. Jorgan. Mack Jorgan. Plenty of other names, and I'm sober.

  Submitted by D_Rock__ on Aug 21, 12 at 11:18am

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  • I like MoJack

    Submitted by Donotdiscard on Aug 21, 12 at 1:26pm

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  • 11 people upvoted this?

    Submitted by armchairguru on Aug 21, 12 at 11:20pm

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  • Sobriety is exactly the problem here. and I most definitely was not. my apologies for my less than vivid imagination

    Submitted by fattf_ckingmatt on Sep 6, 12 at 9:16pm

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• Or captain Jack Harkness.

  Submitted by dianepm on Dec 12, 15 at 12:00am

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