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  • 81 55
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 21, 12 at 7:24pm

    Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

    • 40 35
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 9, 12 at 12:32am

      @GetOffMyLawn -- Remarkably appropriate comment, given your username.

  • 75 71
    Submitted by Pronfairy on Aug 21, 12 at 7:07pm

    You can't make a dildo a sandwich.

  • 67 57
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Aug 22, 12 at 8:17am

    You have to be friends with him that way you can SUCK and FUCK the SAME dick at the SAME time... Not many people can say that.

  • 65 62
    Submitted by D_Rock__ on Aug 21, 12 at 11:19am

    Be friends with both!

  • 67 67
    Submitted by polacke on Aug 21, 12 at 9:19am

    you aren't

  • 70 85
    Submitted by plygtr85 on Aug 21, 12 at 9:20am

    technically. you're already friends with benefits. Bonus- you don't have to sleep with him for obvious reasons.