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I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.

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So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.

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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.

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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.

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my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...

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i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.

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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker

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