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  • 47 43
    Submitted by scannedalous on May 15, 11 at 2:56pm
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    Well, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin!

  • 35 37
    Submitted by firstfirst on May 15, 11 at 1:08pm
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    First

  • 41 53
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on May 15, 11 at 3:08pm
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    Just ask her about her relationship with her father. That should get you the tears for free.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by enormoustard on May 15, 11 at 3:38pm
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    That's a classic Neil Patrick Harris move in a Harold and Kumar flick. However, no one tries it on real life unless they have no soul.

  • 27 43
    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 15, 11 at 5:48pm
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    If the ugly and our fat stripper attaches to you like a lamprey then get a private dance and tell her to cry, or you won't tip her. She'll leave you alone the rest of the night.

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Valkyrie on May 16, 11 at 12:14am
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    I find its quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will...oh yes the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'.....