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  • 69 60
    Submitted by scannedalous on May 15, 11 at 2:56pm

    Well, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin!

  • 52 55
    Submitted by firstfirst on May 15, 11 at 1:08pm

    First

  • 54 73
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on May 15, 11 at 3:08pm

    Just ask her about her relationship with her father. That should get you the tears for free.

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Valkyrie on May 16, 11 at 12:14am

    I find its quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will...oh yes the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'.....

  • 44 83
    Submitted by enormoustard on May 15, 11 at 3:38pm

    That's a classic Neil Patrick Harris move in a Harold and Kumar flick. However, no one tries it on real life unless they have no soul.

  • 36 72
    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 15, 11 at 5:48pm

    If the ugly and our fat stripper attaches to you like a lamprey then get a private dance and tell her to cry, or you won't tip her. She'll leave you alone the rest of the night.