I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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