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  • 55 47
    Submitted by Daniel_Tosh on May 16, 11 at 2:20pm
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    Must be a crayola paint bucket. Only thing small enough to fit his penis in.

  • 53 44
    Submitted by pichu180 on May 16, 11 at 2:29pm
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    That's not how you make a lightsaber...

  • 40 39
    Submitted by JimHalpert on May 17, 11 at 1:23am
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    Dude, you don't have to go that far to get into the Blue Man Group.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by redsox985 on May 16, 11 at 3:48pm
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    I bet your parents are proud.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by sunkintovelvet on May 16, 11 at 11:19pm
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    Why? because I'm at the hospital getting my dick amputated and that was our last night together.

  • 32 36
    Submitted by ZAK13 on May 16, 11 at 2:13pm
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    Wow...

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Michguy on May 16, 11 at 3:43pm
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    Take a pic yourself. It is probably still covered in paint. Or is that mold?

  • 33 46
    Submitted by KoolStoryBro on May 17, 11 at 4:29am
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    I once made a glory hole in my school bathroom.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by bee222 on May 17, 11 at 12:10am
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    I would imagine that to burn:/