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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.

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