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(281): View more from Texas

If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo

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(970): View more from Colorado

I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.

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(352): View more from Florida

I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.

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(714): View more from California

im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.

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