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  • 52 37
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 20, 11 at 3:00pm

    Buy. A. Cat.

  • 54 41
    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 20, 11 at 11:06am

    Ok. In car. Me Horny. Sound desperate. Need sex. Love desperate sluts. Be right there.

  • 49 36
    Submitted by danicgirl on Aug 20, 11 at 11:49am

    everyone needs cuddles

  • 45 32
    Submitted by stephie1393 on Aug 22, 11 at 2:26am

    I put periods after everything in my drunk texts. I'm always paranoid about punctuation when I'm intoxicated.

  • 49 44
    Submitted by xbb2226 on Aug 20, 11 at 11:38am

    apparently drunks like to put periods yet sometimes when the slutty ones are drunk they don't end up having one

  • 38 26
    Submitted by soccer360 on Aug 20, 11 at 11:29pm

    W_T_F....that is hilarious!

  • 36 32
    Submitted by bitterandalone on Aug 21, 11 at 9:35pm

    Dry face, put shoes on, go out, drink more and repeat all of the above

  • 30 49
    Submitted by UrAvgBostonDrunk on Aug 20, 11 at 1:12pm

    Ya no one that's drunk ever puts periods in their texts this is a crock of shit