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(845): View more from New York

Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!

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(315): View more from New York

My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'

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(631): View more from New York

figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra

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(706): View more from Georgia

I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.

(1-706): View more from Georgia

I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...

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(760): View more from California

my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.

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