He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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