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(630): View more from Illinois

He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.

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(913): View more from Kansas

You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #

(816): View more from Missouri

ah tequila...

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(513): View more from Ohio

his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.

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